Newlyweds

[Gauntlet 5,000+ posts]

Anybody ever watch this show?

I must say....Jessica Simpson has got to be the DUMBEST person on the face of this Earth. Her stupidity is literally mind-boggling. Like the episode where she had all her dirty clothes all over the place and was freaking out because there were so many clothes and the washing machine was confusing her, so she just decided to pay someone to come and wash everything for her. It's just sad.

Nick: A mouse drowned in the pool.

Jessica: *shriek* *gasp* Why are there mouses!?!?

Nick: Um................................................it's mice.

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[paul83085 10+ year member]

yeah i watch that show what every wednesday at 1030. Man how can he put up with her?? I bet she's an animal

 

[davidfre21 5,000+ posts]

i watch the show to check her out... dam she is fine but lazy as f*ck and pretty dopey

 

[Slaymon 10+ year member]

I saw the one where they went hiking. She took everything with her and complained all night and day. She's hot but I dont see how he puts up with it. When they were golfing he was gettin pissed because she's so dumb.

I've got a friend like this. She's hot as hell and is truely a dumb blonde. My favorite quote by her... "Let's go to the frat with the porch on the front of the house."

 

[d audio 450 10+ year member]

same thing as the osbournes...but instead of an old guy who done so many drugs in his life, youre supposed to be laughing at a ditz. ha....ha....

-pat

 

[denim 5,000+ posts]

I used to work for nick, in 2001, he has built up a great amount of patients from touring, so a girl being oblivious to normal things becuase she was so pampered and sheltered from the normal things that we have been exposed to, and you have to account for her sheer over whelming hottness, I can attest I met her briefly in 2001 and she is even better in real time, little girl but smokin' is not good enough, but yeah funny show, seen it a few times