neighbors dog..

[Etac 10+ year member]

another funny thing the guy said was.. well my dog likes to be outside in the winter.. and i couldnt help but think to myself.. wll i like some piece and ****ing quiet...

then hes like well do you have your windows open.. and i tell him... i cant open my windows.. if i opened my windows i would of went insane by now

his whole argument is bullshit... he says other dogs bark and other people make noises so he should be able too and i moved to the wrong spot.. but then again no one else is doing this shit right outside my window

next time you get a speeding ticket, goto a judge and tell the judge everyone else was speeding.. so why should they ticket you? i would love to hear the response

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

True story?

Very true, not something I am proud of but I would do it again in a heartbeat if it meant me missing one minute of sleep.

 

[Etac 10+ year member]

dog woke me up 4 out of the past 5 days.. a couple of those times i really cant complain i guess cause im off form classes and was at like 10:30 am.. got me today at like 7:45 tho =\

 

[hornedfrog1985 5,000+ posts]

You should get a video cammera, and record a video for like 2 hours, and different points in the day, and keep calling the cops. People don't act so innocent when the evidence is so blatant.

 

[hornedfrog1985 5,000+ posts]

If nothing else works you will have to put the whole family in the hole in your basement. Then after they lather themselves for weeks with expensive Olay lotions you wear their skin.

 

[Etac 10+ year member]

im hooking up a recorder this weekend actually but its prolly not gonna be as bad (at least for a couple days) ebfore they go back to their old habbits..

the thing is when the husband isnt home its out of control, when he comes home its alright... before he came over today i noticed.. the dog barked like twice and they brought him in.. and im not trying to be that strict about it.. let the dog live and be a dog... we arent trying to be unreasoable... which is what they make it seem like we are

 

[hornedfrog1985 5,000+ posts]

I like the fact that my dog doesn't bark except when he sees some thing outside from inside the house. I haven't heard him bark outside ever. I've only heard him bark like 3 times in the year I've had him.

 

[Etac 10+ year member]

when i say he barks non stop.. i mean non stop.. granted it might be only half an hour at a time, but its like 4 times a day.. so it adds up to like 2 hours.. of non stop barking everyday... i can feel the vien in my head getting bigger before i have a ****ing stroke

its like me pulling up to his bedroom window and honking my car horn over and over and over and over

and then has the balls to tell me he's holding back? i really wished i asked him wtf he was gonna do, but incase the cops ever do get involved, im not being the ******* first

he prolly barks more times in a minute then there are post in this thread

infact im gonna start counting, and find the average

 

[camaroaudio69 10+ year member]

hmm maybe you should walk by his food dish with a jus of antireeze and accidently trip

 

[Etac 10+ year member]

im not gonan **** witht he dog lol, even if they wouldnt know it was me (which they would) i cant kill an animal, not like that...

but his bark is so annoying its not even a bark half the times

its more like

rooo roooo rooroooooooooooooo roooooooooooo roo-roo-rooooooo-roo-roooooooooooo

its like 8 barks in one

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

record his bark...when they put the dog inside...rig some speakers up pointed at the neighbors house and play the dog barking back to them at full volume and see how they like it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[brynm 10+ year member]

My suggestion: http://www.pet-super-store.com/html/DT-Systems-Mini-No-Bark-Training-Collar---DT1125.html

But before you give it to them I demand a video of you testing it out.

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGY0oVEOFKs&feature=related

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

I use to know some sort of chemical mixture you could feed the dog and it would make its insides pretty much explode...I wish I could find the formula...for you

 

[hornedfrog1985 5,000+ posts]

He shouldn't have to buy a collar for their dog. I would just keep calling the cops, and if they say anything just say you tried to be cool about it. Then when he grabs your shoulder to say hes talking to you as you are walking away do a spin master eagle claw, and rip his heart out.

 

[mrteacha 10+ year member]

im not gonan **** witht he dog lol, even if they wouldnt know it was me (which they would) i cant kill an animal, not like that...
but his bark is so annoying its not even a bark half the times

its more like

rooo roooo rooroooooooooooooo roooooooooooo roo-roo-rooooooo-roo-roooooooooooo

its like 8 barks in one

That shit sounds like something Scooby would say...

Sounds to me like the wife doesnt wanna be bothered with the dog. Either that or shes getting the pipe //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/boink.gif.91933e72f927f2cefc79aff02573090c.gif while her fat *** husband works and

she gets rid of the dog in the yard