neighbors dog wont stfu

[CadillacMatt 10+ year member]

Grapes/raisins are poisonous to dogs...
Go get you a bigass red container of those grapes, make him several "treats" until all raisins are used... he will be dead in 3 days.

I didn't believe that until I read this Wikipedia entry... wow //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

LOL..I missed the pallet/wood fragment connection at first. I just assumed he meant pellet too.

I'd just go tell the neighbors to make their dog STFU, or that you will make it yourself.

 

[quest51210 10+ year member]

finely crushed glass in dogfood

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

I'm going to tell a glorious tale of what my father once did with our cocksucking neighbors that lived behind us.

They decided to purchase a dog, and leave it outside all day long. It barked incessantly, and was rather annoying.

My father decided to take a tape recorder, record this fucker barking, and set up a boombox aimed straight at their house, and blast it for 24 hours straight.

They got the hint, and ditched the dog. Either that, or my father killed it and didn't tell us.

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

everyday from like 6am - 11 at night this dog just fkn barks out my window ALL DAY LONG... personally i love animals but im about to strangle this thing... it just doesnt ever stop barking, period... i dont even think it stops to breathe,
we've asked them nicely and sometimes i hear them try to calm him down but its still out of control..

so think if i bought like 8 horns and hooked em out my window, and played a 20khz+ test tone it will stfu? lol

Kill the dog then yourself for being too much of a pussee to deal with the situation like a man.

 

[adio 5,000+ posts]

everyday from like 6am - 11 at night this dog just fkn barks out my window ALL DAY LONG... personally i love animals but im about to strangle this thing... it just doesnt ever stop barking, period... i dont even think it stops to breathe,
we've asked them nicely and sometimes i hear them try to calm him down but its still out of control..

so think if i bought like 8 horns and hooked em out my window, and played a 20khz+ test tone it will stfu? lol

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[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

A lot of chocolate= Dead dog

That ish is so false, it is redundant anymore.

My last german shephard ate a 2 pound chocolate bunny at Easter time many years ago. She was perfectly fine and lived many years afterwards.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Kill the dog then yourself for being too much of a pussee to deal with the situation like a man.

STFU...........Like you or anyone else would just go and kill someones dog. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

 

[edzy 10+ year member]

deal with it. Dogs bark. Put up like a 10' block wall between your house and the dogs. This will absorb sound. Then ontop of the wall, add 3' of trelis and cover it with ivy. Yea yea, but that costs money... So deal with it.

Maybe it barks cause it dont like you. Try to become friends with it. Talk it for walks by chinese food places and vietnam deli's Maybe make a few bucks too.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

There is an idea! Befriend it!

 

[WrenchGuy 10+ year member]

Antifreeze and a steak.

 

[oldschool4me 10+ year member]

soak some bread in some insanity sauce. that would be fun to see. you know his dumb *** would still keep eating it.

 

[oldschool4me 10+ year member]

exlax too so he shits all over the place and he will be too busy to bark.

 

[oldschool4me 10+ year member]

exlax+insanity sauce would be like liquid fire for his ***.

 

[edzy 10+ year member]

I have a neighbor with 2 labs that bark sometimes. And when I take my dog out its a bark fest at the fence. Ive put plywood along the bottom 4' of fence because my dog has ripped teeth out trying to get to them. Ive also installed a 4' lattaice thing in order to block the sun on her patio. so far so good. During the summer the lattice fills out with clementis blocking all views.