neighbors dog wont stfu

[ramdaspadhye 10+ year member]

Grapes/raisins are poisonous to dogs...

Go get you a bigass red container of those grapes, make him several "treats" until all raisins are used... he will be dead in 3 days.

 

[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

chocolate treats ?

 

[HypnoticCure 10+ year member]

ebay anti barking thing works great

 

[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

raisinets ftmfw!!!!!

 

[MmatsDude 10+ year member]

ebay anti barking thing works great

LOL WTF

 

[lilmaniac2 5,000+ posts]

antifreeze /problem

 

[ramdaspadhye 10+ year member]

raisinets ftmfw!!!!!

x2... best of both worlds...

or should I say the worst?

 

[atoz350 10+ year member]

Antifreeze works over time. Your neighbors will likely notice an increase in visits to the vet for unknown illnesses and cancers. It won't kill the dog immediately.

 

[99grandprixGT 5,000+ posts]

tell ur neighbor to shut the dog up or else

 

[RipDaJacka]

slingshot.. just peg that Fcker with a rock in the dome, and it'll shut up or die.. just dont be a bad shot and bust a window or somethin dumb..

make it a treat, and put glass shards in it... fck them intestines up real good

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Cross fvcking bow.

 

[CadillacMatt 10+ year member]

You want him to shoot pallets at the dumb dog? The neighbors would get pissed from constantly having to pick up wood fragments, the dog would probably be injured and on top of that, he'd be sued.

Thanks for that I lol'd at the visual image //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

What is the dog barking at? Random things? Other dogs? Yourself?

If all else fails, I'm thinking Nyquil in the water dish. Or try and piss on the dog and in its yard to assume right to it's territory.

 

[oldschool4me 10+ year member]

You want him to shoot pallets at the dumb dog? The neighbors would get pissed from constantly having to pick up wood fragments, the dog would probably be injured and on top of that, he'd be sued.

man that had me about pissing myself. thats friggin funny. i knew someone was going to have something to say about pallets.

 

[oldschool4me 10+ year member]

you have to weigh the options out.

1. buy bb gun and bb's = fun everyday. the neg is evidence.

2. slingshot and rocks = fun everyday. the neg is you must be a better shot to not hit the house or windows.

3. buy the thing from ebay = no fun. the neg is that it may not work and then you have to resort to numbers 1 or 2.

almost forgot.

4. pallets = fun for one day. the neg is that they are heavy and bulky and you will get cought for sure.

 

[RipDaJacka]

LOL.. you said Pallets, i just read over it and thought Pellets.. I was like WTF? where would wood fragments come from.. reading>me lol funny shit tho

jus throw a treat out the window and whe the dog comes over, smash it in the head with a hammer.. or shoot it in the throat with a pellet