Some More light reading for you all
1. Access Denied Error: When you and your pal are dowbule-teaming a check, he’s got her from behind, you got her mouth. Selfishly, he dropgs his load in her, thus preventing you from using that input later (AKA Blocking the box, Road Closed due to BAD CONDITIONS.)
2. Afterburner: Get well-positioned with her. Missionary or doggie work OK here. JUST as you ***, cut a BIG fart and light it with a match. Good for an extra inch or two.
3. Alaskan Fire Dragon: Another good take off is one of the angry dragon that is called “Alaskan Fire Dragon.” When a girl is giving you a blow job, splooge in her mouth unexpectedly and plug her mouth immediately after. Then whisper in her ear, “I have syphillis” and wait for the man juice to fly out of her nose.
4. Beverly Hills Whiffer: This move is restriced to those women who think they are “God’s gift” to the world. Find a women of the above description. Take her home and start doggie styling her. When you’re about to blow, corkscrew two fingers into her ***, scraping as much shit as you can from her. Pull out your fingers, reach around her head to stick one finger in each nostril. Pull her head back so she can see you while you yell, “So, you think your shit don’t stink now?!
5. Blumpkin: Getting a blow job while taking a shit.
6. Boston Tea Bag Party: When more then one guy takes turns teabagging a girl. Just at point of climaxing it is important to yell “The British Are Coming.”
7. Cleveland Steamer (aka “Hot Lunch”): The act of shitting in your partner’s mouth.
8. Cold Faithful: Blowing your visible steaming load outside in the winter time, like when you get your **** sucked on a ski lift.
9. Dirty Sanchez: While doing her doggie style, you insert your finger up into her ***, pull it out and wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin shit moustache. This makes her look like someone whoes name would be “Dirty Sanchez.”
10. Dog in A Bathtub: This is a proper name for whne you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl’s ***. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.
11. Donkey Punch: During doggy style ****** activity, the man punches his partner as hard has he can in the back of the head right before he reaches climax. This causes her to covulse and tightenevery cavity.
12. Double Houdini: While tag-teaming a girl with your buddy, have one guy doing in the *** and the other guy getting a hummer. Then have the in the back tell her he is gonna blow and then spit on her back. When she turns around, have her the facial of her life. Then when she turns around to face the front again, the guy in the front blows it in her face for the second facial.
13. Feltching: When a dude cums in a chick’s assand sucks it out with a straw.
14. Fnorking: Competition in teams of 1 man and 1 women. Trying to cram as many goldfish as possible into a chick’s snatch.
15. Flooding the Cave: Inserting the penis into a women’s ***** and then urinating inside her.
16. Fortune Cookie: Get an asian check, bang her with a condom on, when finishing, pull out but leave condom in.
17. Glass Bottom Boat: Cover her face in saran wrap and proceed to lay a hot shit over it.
18. Graffiti: Having *** with a married/engaged girl, when she falls asleep write embarrassing , x-rated remarks (or something like “That ***** belongs to John”) on her back with a big bold permanent marker. She goes home and has the “Where the **** where you ?” fight. Later that day, when she showers with her boyfriend/husband sees your graffiti and the fight starts all over again.
19. Hot Air Balloon: Farting directly into a chick’s mouth.
20. Hot Carl: Defecating on a women prior to, during or immediately after intercourse.
21. Houdini: When you’re doing a girl doggie style, you fake an orgasm (spit on her back). When she turns around, blow your load in her face and say. “Abracadabra *****!”
22. Hummer: A blow job accompanied by the giver humming.
23. Jawbreaker: A blow job involving three penises at one time. Two penises are known as “Crossed Swords.”
24. Kennebunkport Chowder: Eat a girl out and vomit the contents of the New England clam chowder you ate for lunch between her legs.
25. Kenny Roger’s Roasters: While doing a ***** in front of the fire, stick it in the pooper and twirl her around on your dick. Thus creating the roaster effect.
26. Louisville Slugger: Your girl is on her knees in front of you servicing your pole. At some random point in the time during this act you pull out, twist your hips, yell “BATTER UP!!!” and smack her firmly in the cheek ith your baseball bat like ****.
27. Morning Glory: This occurs the morning after a really good one-night-stand. You wake up sporting morning wood, and instead of getting up and going to the bathroom, you ram into your partner’s assand relieve yourself inside her.
28. New York Style Taco: Get really drunk. Then go down on her and puke while eating her out.
29. Puerto Rican Fog Bank: while 69ing with your partner, release a cloud of sphincter fog directly into her nostrills.
30. Redman’s Revenge: When a chick gives you and indian sunburn on your dick.
31. Screaming Seagull: While doing her on the beach, pull out, dip the tip of your dick in the sand, and then go right back at it. She’ll scream like a Pelican.
32. Shanghai Stirfry: When a girl gives you a blow job, pukes all over your **** and keeps going.
33. Sleeping bag: If you’re going down on a really fat girl, you pull her enormous stomach roll of fat over your head.
34. Snowmobile: While getting a girl while she’s on all fours, sweep out her arms so she falls on her face.
35. ******* Bomer: **** a chick wearing a condom, after you climax put the condom somewhere safe. Wait untell she falls asleep wherein you blow the condom up like a balloon, you then scream “*******!” and as she sits up you pop the condom in her face. Usefullon girls who don’t go down.
36. Tea bag: As you are siitting on a girls face, repeatedly dip your scrotum in and out of her mouth, similar to the tea bag in a cup of hot water. An old time favorite.
37. The Andertti: When receiving raod head, swerve the car left and right. Her weight shifting will enhance the sensation. Risky maneuver, so it’s best if done with a toothless cocksucker and a open road.
38. The Angry Dragon: Immediatley after blowing a load in the gil’s mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up, she looks like an angry dragon.
39. The Beefy Dunker/The Jersey Turnpike: Naling a girl in the ***, then having her **** you off.
40. The Bismark/Cherry Donut/Cherry Danish: This is another one involving oral gratification. Right before you are about to bust, you pull out, shooting your load all over her face. Follow that with a punch to the nose and smear the blood and splooge together.
41. The Bob Marley: While getting your knob slobbed on, pull her head off right before you bust and splooge in her hair. Spin her around and twist her hair into dreadlocks just like Bob Marley.
42. The Bobsled: Begin by screwing a chick at the top of a stearcase. Turn her around and start hammering her from behind while she ‘s looking down the stairs. Then right before your about to blow your load, sweep her hands and legs out from underneath her and ride her down the stairs as your busting.
43. The Bronw Tie: Take a dump, don’t wipe, and then have *** with her mouth while rubbing your *** on her chest.
44. The Bucking Bronco: An all time classic. Start by going doggie style on a girl and just when she is really enjoying it, grab onto her tits or hips as hard and tighly as possible and call her a big fat worthless no-good *****. More the likely she will try to escape. This gives the filling of riding a bronco as she tries to buck you off.
