Name the places you've had ***

[Frijoles24 10+ year member]

Dont you hate that shit lol, my step dad walked in while i was losing my virginity and he opened the door said oh i see yer busy and walked out lol

hahaha thats funny:laugh://content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Never at Dunkin Donuts?

Nope, can say I have.

You used to be fat, what about you? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

I was head cashier.
I did it in the bullpen.

That was my spot. I took a couple cashiers there and between the bullpen and receiving to mess around....like on the tractors and stuff.

Now thats wild. We have cameras in ours. And people are back there randomly. Its my smoking spot though.

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

Tits > ***

this man knows his stuff

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Nope, can say I have.
You used to be fat, what about you? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

Simply put, I Didn't have much of a *** life when I was fat.

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

I wanna get in the Georgia on the fifty yard line

when the dirty birds kick for

and if you like in the club we can do it

in the DJ booth or in the back of the VIP

whip cream with cherries, strawberries on top

lick it don't stop

with the doe lock

don't know while the boat rock ???

robots or they got to wait till the show stop

or how 'bout on the beach with black sand

lick up your thighs and call me pac man

table top or just give me a lap dance

the rock ??? to the flat lands

that man Ludacris (woo) in the public bathroom

or back of a classroom

how ever you want it lover lover gonna tap that *** soon

see I cast 'em and I past 'em get a tight grip and I grasp 'em

I flash 'em and out last 'em

and if ain't good then I trash 'em while you stash 'em

I'll let 'em free

and the tell me what they fantasy

like up on the roof roof tell yo boyfriend no to be mad at me

I wanna get you in the bath tub

with the candle lit you give it up till they go out

or we can do it on stage of the Ludacris concert

cause you know I got sold out

or red carpet dick could just roll out

go 'head and scream you can't hold out

we cand do it in the pouring rain

running the train when it's hot or cold out

how 'bout in the library on top of the books

but you can't be too loud

you wanna make a brother beg for it

give me TLC 'cause you know I be too proud

we can do it in the white house

tryna make them turn the lights out

champaign with my campaign let me do the **** thang

what's my name, what's my name, what's my name a sauna, jacuzzi

in the back row at the movie

You can stratch my back and rule me

You can push me or just pull me

on hay in the middle of the barn (woo) rose pedals on the silk sheets uh

eating fresh fruits sweep yo woman right off her feet

I wanna get you in the back seat windows up

that's the way you like to **** fog up ? alert

rip the pants and rip the shirt

ruff *** make it hurt

in the garden in the dirt

roll around ??? that's the way I like it twerk

legs jerk, over worked, under paid, don't be afraid

in the sun or in the shade

on the top of my esclade

baby your girl and my friends can trade

tag team off the rope on the ocean or in the boat ?, or hundred spolks

what 'bout in the candy stoe that chocolate chocolate make it melt

whips and chains handcuffs smake a little bootie up with my belt,

scream help play my game

dracula I'll get my fangs horse back I'll get my ?

School teacher let me get my grades

 

[BASSMEKANIK 10+ year member]

cemetery, cabaret royale, numerous cars, roof, hooters bathroom, on a old crane... etc.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Simply put, I Didn't have much of a *** life when I was fat.

Even when I was 320 pounds I never had a problem. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Just posting that made me realize I haven't been in this good of shape in a long while and I was having more *** when I was that big.

Something is horribly wrong, lol!

 

[soloXgt 10+ year member]

while DRIVING my atv and jetski (like to call it "the wetski") next is driving my sled....gettin p*ssy while driving the arctic p*ssy

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

In a public hottub. With five kids in the hottub. While boning. With a pastors daughter.

 

[wu36ca 10+ year member]

First time I had *** was in a friend's bed. The friend was like you two obviously want to do it so she just bounced out of the room while we went at it. I did it in one of my old high school teachers' bed. Didn't hit it, but messed with this chick for awhile in the backseat of my car in my college's parking garage. Also got head in said garage. Did it in a few parks. One time it was like in the 40's and hella foggy. Good cover, but it was cold as shit. And homeless people and weirdos tend to reside there. For the last few month's the craziest place I did it was in my chair next to my computer with ne hand on the mouse //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

Im having *** right now while posting

rhgjhnurd56u75uuhtjg mk

 

[twisztdauthorit 10+ year member]

Bed, couch, floor, closet, bathroom, her kitchen(counter) parents closet, parents bed, friends sisters bed, relatives bed, spa, my kitchen counter, chair, movies( The Wild) mountains(ranch), car... Did i miss any?

edit: + office, quad, shower, and on top of a bail of hay.

 

[Fast1one 10+ year member]

Just tried the shower yesterday, can't believe we didn't try it sooner...its the shit //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif