Though kinda unrelated, something strange happened when I stayed at my buddy Bill's house in Hamden down in BMore a few months back to see a Pfunk concert....
Me and my other buddy Jeremy are sitting in Bill's room surfing the net, while he's laying piss-drunk on his bed, making out with his fat (200lb+) gf. We're just sort of sitting there, not paying attention. After a couple minutes, I look back, and notice they are getting kinda frisky. Before I know it, I glance back again, and see Bill, butt *****, with toes curling up, getting a bj from his neked, whale of a gf. My buddy Jeremy, piss drunk as well, takes interest, and starts touching her from behind. At this point, I can't take anymore, (If she had been hot, it might have been different) so I walk downstairs and take a shot of Vodka. A few minutes pass, and I walk back upstairs, only to see that now Jeremy is *****, hitting it from behind, while Bill is still laying sprawled on the bed, getting a sloppy blow-job, grunting uncontrollably. I immediately ran from the house and proceeded to walk the streets of Baltimore for about 45 minutes, hoping a random mugging or assault would cleanse my mind of the horrors I had just witnessed. To this day, the term "groupie love" remains the subject of an inside joke between us, although it involves me twitching uncontrollably.