Techchild
I bang mad bitches from myspace.
outspoken
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kind of like baby pigeons, i know they exist, but have never seen one...
die
bad @SS chevy
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myspace is great when you have low self esteem..
/urlife.
/urlife.
When you have no game in real life there is always myspace //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif
redrider13
10+ year member
is stealin yur deebeez
dont get the emo chicks?
MyFartsStink
10+ year member
my farts stinky they are
I have banged a few girls that I meet on myspace, but most of the time I try to talk to a girl, they usually dont reply. I dont know why because im good looking. But I usually have ALOT better luck in real life because girls know me alot more and I can talk better than I can type. I really dont like myspace that much though, there is ALOT of people who has a girlfriend or boyfriend, they always got to put their name in their myspace name with I love you and stupid bullshit like that, it always makes me laugh, and usually they break up a couple weeks later and then I just lmao. Myspace is pretty amusing and funny.
Myspace was not around when I was younger but I did meet a few chicks on the old school chat lines. One was a chick who sounded hot on the phone, talked to her for a few days and decided to meet up.
Got there and the ***** was about 250lbs (her guesstimate not mine) we had planned on going to a movie and the whole way to the movie I was just praying that someone would page me so I could run to the phone and act like it was something important.
Luckily a buddy did page me on the way to the movies which was great because it meant I had to get out of the car and use the phone and she would not be right there able to hear me.
So I pull over at a gas station hopped out, used the phone kind of did the whole acting upset and shit got back in the car and told her how my mom had diabetes and had a bad seizure thing again that I was sorry and we would meet up again next week.
She offered to come with me to the hospital but I told her no because I would probably stay overnight and it was far (I live in MA she was in RI) so I dropped her off and the ***** FRENCH KISSED ME.. needless to say it was the only time I have ever really felt violated by a women (kind of creepy she french kissed me while I was in mourning or whatever, but thats besides the point)
Anyway I dropped the big ***** off, headed back to MA stopped at the gas station got some Scope and met up with my buddy.
He really saved my life that night and I paid him back by getting him smashed that night.
Overall my chat line chicks were all pretty fugly (about 5 total) except one who was not even trying to put out.
The fatty paged me for like two weeks after that, XXX-XXXX-9111, XXX-XXXX-696969 //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif XXX-XXXX-411 and finally gave up.. never did call that line back as she was a regular.
At least you guys have pics on myspace now to look at, granted they may take the best pics they can possibly post of themselves but if they are not your thing you can generally get a good idea.
Got there and the ***** was about 250lbs (her guesstimate not mine) we had planned on going to a movie and the whole way to the movie I was just praying that someone would page me so I could run to the phone and act like it was something important.
Luckily a buddy did page me on the way to the movies which was great because it meant I had to get out of the car and use the phone and she would not be right there able to hear me.
So I pull over at a gas station hopped out, used the phone kind of did the whole acting upset and shit got back in the car and told her how my mom had diabetes and had a bad seizure thing again that I was sorry and we would meet up again next week.
She offered to come with me to the hospital but I told her no because I would probably stay overnight and it was far (I live in MA she was in RI) so I dropped her off and the ***** FRENCH KISSED ME.. needless to say it was the only time I have ever really felt violated by a women (kind of creepy she french kissed me while I was in mourning or whatever, but thats besides the point)
Anyway I dropped the big ***** off, headed back to MA stopped at the gas station got some Scope and met up with my buddy.
He really saved my life that night and I paid him back by getting him smashed that night.
Overall my chat line chicks were all pretty fugly (about 5 total) except one who was not even trying to put out.
The fatty paged me for like two weeks after that, XXX-XXXX-9111, XXX-XXXX-696969 //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif XXX-XXXX-411 and finally gave up.. never did call that line back as she was a regular.
At least you guys have pics on myspace now to look at, granted they may take the best pics they can possibly post of themselves but if they are not your thing you can generally get a good idea.
iDesignBoxes
10+ year member
This many.
**** dude, you got pwnt!
haha yeah she had really bad self esteem I almost felt bad for her. She started to ramble about being on a diet (we talked about what to eat, it was hard to hold back the laughter when she said 'salad' //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif:laugh
luckily I was a lot nicer back then and just kept my comments to herself.That was the first time I used the 'But you have a pretty face' line on a fatty.
IgnoreMe
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i had a buddy who hooked up with a chick on myspace. no condom and had twins //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif
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