my wife is a damm slob and i'm getting tired of it.

[tEh koRnDog 5,000+ posts]

Course not. He mows lawns. His girl friend cleans houses.

Ahhh....

Makes more sense that way.

 

[Yukonboy97 10+ year member]

**** i feel for you man

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

i'm a good looking dude. All the fat, black girls like me....especially when they find out i have good credit

Well I guess you and bigfagtheory have something in common.

 

[slick rick 10+ year member]

haha....isn't there a law against that shit? Think i could win in court?

No law, but If I'm the judge I'll lower her child support if you divorce her. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif But it SHOULD be implied that just because one puts on weight, does not let them have a reckless disregard for their respective womanly chores around the house. Ask her to use some of her savings to pay for a hot cleaning lady to compensate for her loss of cleaning ability...guarantee she will hop up from the couch and try to batter you...and then you say "since you're up, please take out the trash thanks"

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

Course not. He mows lawns. His girl friend cleans houses.

I knew it! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

One time i was in Bowling Green Kentucky at a Subway and the big girl working was hitting on me, telling me what she'd do to my clean shaven head. So i whipped out my corporate American Express, and she almost passed out saying" OOOO honey, he's even got a big boy credit card. You must have A plus credit....can i take you home...or better yet can i come to your house?"

 

[saywhat? 5,000+ posts]

you fail....my kids respect me and clean their room and do there homework and everything else i tell them to do, but when it comes to cleaning....i'd rather do it myself so i know its right.....when they hit their teen years tho=no more cleaning/mowing/taking out the trash for me.

My "wife" on the other hand........we have a perfect relationship...or so she tells me.

when they hit their teen years, they will be more worried about boning, receiving or giving that is, to worry about taking out the garbage.

your wife is something they call "pregnant", be a man and wash the **** dishes.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

Whatever happened to women standing over the stove barefoot and pregnant? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

when they hit their teen years, they will be more worried about boning, receiving or giving that is, to worry about taking out the garbage.
your wife is something they call "pregnant", be a man and wash the **** dishes.

lol....i hope they bone hot cheerleader chicks with rich snotty parents so when her dad walks in and they come to tell me i can give them a hi-five in front of her dad

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

Either you said yes and that is why you are where you are now, or you should have said yes and you wouldn't be where you are now.

big girls need love too.....at least i got free italian BMT and 3 macadamia nut cookies out of the deal

 

[22mountaineer 10+ year member]

you fail....my kids respect me and clean their room and do there homework and everything else i tell them to do, but when it comes to cleaning....i'd rather do it myself so i know its right.....when they hit their teen years tho=no more cleaning/mowing/taking out the trash for me.

My "wife" on the other hand........we have a perfect relationship...or so she tells me.

Pretty shitty to tell someone they fail at raising there family,

 

[staypuff 10+ year member]

You ever been to a zoo? Humans could learn a lot from us in the areas of happiness and ****** relations.

no shit.....

our lady monkeys pull this shit we eat the young and throw the crazy bishes out of the troop....

then again we throw poop for shits and giggles so it's not like being politically correct is the word of the moment for us.... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

Pretty shitty to tell someone they fail at raising there family,

itz teh intrawebz.......and besides he's canadian so:crazy:

 

[jblayz1 10+ year member]

Whatever happened to women standing over the stove barefoot and pregnant? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

*NEWS BULLETIN*

they're even running for president nowadays...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif