my wife is a damm slob and i'm getting tired of it.

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

cheaper to keep her homie....by the time the judge is done with me, i'll be lucky to have gas and rent money

Werd.

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

Get a Mexican.

One of those Dirty Latina Maids?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/veryhappy.gif.fec4fed33b4a1279cf10bdd45a039dae.gif

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

This is what girl friends are for. They have their own place.

I never knew monkeys were so adcanced in their thinking. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

One of those Dirty Latina Maids?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/veryhappy.gif.fec4fed33b4a1279cf10bdd45a039dae.gif

Sure //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/cool.gif.3bcaf8f141236c00f8044d07150e34f7.gif

 

[80INCHES 5,000+ posts]

Ever since my wife got pregnant this time...she's been sitting on her *** not doing a **** thing around the house. It seems as if the laundry, dishes, cooking, cleaning has all magically come to an end. I don't mind helping out but i work 50+ hours a week on top of watching the kids 20-30 hours a week as well. I'd make the kids do something except by the time i scream and yell and coach and supervise them...i coulda been done hours ago.
I love the hell outta my wife but when i mention it to her, she breaks down and cries and tells me i don't care about her or the new baby blah, blah, blah. But, ****, i can't even invite friends over based on how embarassing it is at our place.

join the club....let me gues u pullin more hours than normal at ur job cuz wife is lazy....im going thru the same thing i thought i was the only 1 going crazy i see im not

80

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.

"How was he killed?" asked one detective.

"With a golf gun," the other detective replied. "A golf gun?! What is a golf gun?"

"I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan."

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

join the club....let me gues u pullin more hours than normal at ur job cuz wife is lazy....im going thru the same thing i thought i was the only 1 going crazy i see im not
80

on the days she doesn't work...i soak overtime in....on the days she goes to work i'm home after 9 or so hours on the job but then i don't see her for the next 5-6 hours

 

[tEh koRnDog 5,000+ posts]

Get a Mexican.

SyKo cleans houses?

 

[CRXBMPN 5,000+ posts]

sounds familiar...

keep your cool... my g/f is having a pretty tough pregnancy so I do as much as I can for her, she deserves it!

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

sounds familiar...keep your cool... my g/f is having a pretty tough pregnancy so I do as much as I can for her, she deserves it!

well we ain't having no tough pregnancy....and this started in month one!!!

 

[CRXBMPN 5,000+ posts]

haha... my g/f is 24 weeks, Im the slob but I do my hardest to keep stuff clean.

Congrats btw!

I cant stand getting up and getting stuff for her or doing extra but I do it since she is the one carrying an extra life inside her!

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

My dad says the same thing, except my mom causes most of the messes around the house.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

SyKo cleans houses?

For a new luggage bag, bottle of water, sombrero, and a bag of pistachios he'll do anything!