I was sitting here playing a video game, and my dad starts yellin for me from inside the garage. This isn't abnormal, but when I get there he tells me that I have to help him get out of here. Not knowing what he's talking about I'm like what are you talking about? Anyway, he makes me carry his ***, all while he says we have to get out of here.
My dad smokes weed, and he was given something in a vile that he thought was some weed. I don't personally smoke it, but he takes care of his business so that's his business I suppose. It turns out what was given to him was actually salvia, and my dad just tripped balls. I'm an EMT-B, and thought at first he was having a stroke because he was slurring his speach, and was falling over. The Firefighters, police, and ambulances just left a litte while ago. Long story short, don't smoke shit in a vile that looks like weed....
Funny thing was I had to explain to the 10+ first responders what salvia actually was....
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