Murph's life

[murph 10+ year member]

Well gentlemen things have certainly gotten nuts over the years. Not sure where to even begin on this one. Figured everyone here can use a good read.

Going all the way back to September of 2015... I was enjoying the unhappily engaged life with a crazy hick. I had thought things couldn't get worse other than having a child with someone like that. Well that September on a day I was running late to work I just happened to get in a car accident/ I came out of it with not serious injuries. (My hand did punch the windshield because of how I was holding the steering wheel) However I totaled my car and still was with a crazy bitch. Next thing I find out it appears she's now cheating on me with probably what I can assume was multiple guys. (Whore) I wasn't surprised I hated her and wasn't sexually attracted to her so I hadn't finished from sex in months. (Yes that's right it had been probably 4 months since I blew a load from ***) She was such a bad lay anyways and gave the worst head on the planet. (Not kinky)

To be continued

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[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

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[Hertz Mafia]

Nudes?

 

[Mayhem]

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

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[shredder1 10+ year member]

Sounds like this IS gonna' get good...

 

[wew lad 5,000+ posts]

sounds like a pretty normal life for white men in the us these days

 

[mahc 10+ year member]

What better place than a car audio forum to share your bullshit... again. When will you get over losing your virginity you fat fuck?

 

[Boomin_tahoe 5,000+ posts]

Sounds like this IS gonna' get good...

Better than car audio?!

 

[murph 10+ year member]

Well after I finally got myself a new car I stopping listening to the bitch. she had basically held me captive from everyone. So I started seeing my friends on a regular basis and also started drinking again. She was still jobless laying at home all day not doing a **** thing. Then eventually she deleted my from her Facebook and put up some picture with her tits out. At this point it was very clear what was going on haha. Anyways we went to New York to see my grandmother where I received what could be called the worst blow job in history. While in time square with just me and her we got in a huge fight and I left her fatass in manahattan. It took her hours to figure out how to get back to my grandmothers. Hahahaha, now lets fast forward to December not even a week after my daughters first birthday. We get in an argument and I was pointing my finger at her... she tells me if I ever point my finger at her again she's going to get her gun and shoot me. (The bitch was laughing like a nut when she said it) I talked with her parents that night and they told me everything. Apparently she broke into her parents house and kicked their safe down the stairs, then broke it open with a sledge hammer. She stole everything out of there and they put her in juvy. She also had faked multiple heart attacks and had an obsession with going to the hospital. (Like wtf) anyways after I had a police officer come to take her gun I told her it was over. She stayed with me for a week then left.

To be continued I promise it gets pretty crazy haha

 

[Papermaker85 5,000+ posts]

Well after I finally got myself a new car I stopping listening to the bitch. she had basically held me captive from everyone. So I started seeing my friends on a regular basis and also started drinking again. She was still jobless laying at home all day not doing a **** thing. Then eventually she deleted my from her Facebook and put up some picture with her tits out. At this point it was very clear what was going on haha. Anyways we went to New York to see my grandmother where I received what could be called the worst blow job in history. While in time square with just me and her we got in a huge fight and I left her fatass in manahattan. It took her hours to figure out how to get back to my grandmothers. Hahahaha, now lets fast forward to December not even a week after my daughters first birthday. We get in an argument and I was pointing my finger at her... she tells me if I ever point my finger at her again she's going to get her gun and shoot me. (The bitch was laughing like a nut when she said it) I talked with her parents that night and they told me everything. Apparently she broke into her parents house and kicked their safe down the stairs, then broke it open with a sledge hammer. She stole everything out of there and they put her in juvy. She also had faked multiple heart attacks and had an obsession with going to the hospital. (Like wtf) anyways after I had a police officer come to take her gun I told her it was over. She stayed with me for a week then left.

To be continued I promise it gets pretty crazy haha

enjoy the single life man.

 

[wew lad 5,000+ posts]

Well after I finally got myself a new car I stopping listening to the bitch. she had basically held me captive from everyone. So I started seeing my friends on a regular basis and also started drinking again. She was still jobless laying at home all day not doing a **** thing. Then eventually she deleted my from her Facebook and put up some picture with her tits out. At this point it was very clear what was going on haha. Anyways we went to New York to see my grandmother where I received what could be called the worst blow job in history. While in time square with just me and her we got in a huge fight and I left her fatass in manahattan. It took her hours to figure out how to get back to my grandmothers. Hahahaha, now lets fast forward to December not even a week after my daughters first birthday. We get in an argument and I was pointing my finger at her... she tells me if I ever point my finger at her again she's going to get her gun and shoot me. (The bitch was laughing like a nut when she said it) I talked with her parents that night and they told me everything. Apparently she broke into her parents house and kicked their safe down the stairs, then broke it open with a sledge hammer. She stole everything out of there and they put her in juvy. She also had faked multiple heart attacks and had an obsession with going to the hospital. (Like wtf) anyways after I had a police officer come to take her gun I told her it was over. She stayed with me for a week then left.

To be continued I promise it gets pretty crazy haha

do whatever you have to to keep your daughter in good shape, and try to come with a mutual agreement that keeps the bullshit away from her. other than that just try to cut the drinking down to a reasonable amount and start working out. harder than it sounds, but it does help.. i have two very close friends who are in the same situation. one had a kid with a crazy ginger, and one had a kid with a chick who is in jail for murder with fentynol

at least you're not a cuck, other than posting this **** on a car audio forum lol

 

[murph 10+ year member]

enjoy the single life man.

Oh this happened a year and a half ago. I've been having a blast!

do whatever you have to to keep your daughter in good shape, and try to come with a mutual agreement that keeps the bullshit away from her. other than that just try to cut the drinking down to a reasonable amount and start working out. harder than it sounds, but it does help..
at least you're not a cuck, other than posting this **** on a car audio forum lol

Trust me I take the best care of her since her mothers not in the picture. I also lost 115 pounds last year so I'm no longer fat haha.. I was just posting this as a follow up to my post a few years ago lol... plus you guys need something interesting to read.

 

[Boomin_tahoe 5,000+ posts]

Not sure you can make that **** up...

 

[hispls 5,000+ posts]

Cool blog post.