mud butt

[Priest 10+ year member]

lol i havent sharted since i was a kid. i remember when i was like in kindergarten and i was in what i call a "gay" mood (id run back n forth across the house jumping and down as my way of playing..) and then all of a sudden when runnning through the hallway i jumped as high as i could and right when i landed poop literally dropped out my *** all over my whitey tighteys.. i thought to myself "wtf did poop just drop out my *** involuntarily?" as i took a couple steps i could feel the warm poop mushing in my underwear. i went to the bathroom and stretched the waist lining of my pants out to check out of curiousity and there it was a stream of black poo dripping down my leg and a fat pile of it sitting on the center of my whitey tigheys:crying:

It was one of those where your standing at the urinal taking a leak so you crack a rat and get a little extra something. I darted for the stall but was unsuccessful in steming the pyroclastic flow.

 

[noob with an RS 10+ year member]

this thread is just wack as hell

what did u expect, mud-butt smut?

 

[Darren5531 10+ year member]

dude about 4 weeks ago i got drunk all weekend drinking patron and i normally dont even drink hard liquor. ate a lot of spicy *** chicken wings and drank a lot of treetop apple juice every night b4 i wernt to sleep too. i was so stoned id drink cups and cups b4 i went to sleep. for days i had a huge case of diarrhea.. man i was literally peeing out my *******. sometimes it wasnt like a urine stream coming out my *** it was more like febreeze spray where the diarrhea would come out like a shower head shot it out in all directions.. it was so nasty cuz shit would drip down my buttcheek sometimes and i would feel it but i would have to wait until i let out all the diarrhea b4 i could wipe the droplets dripping down my ***. i had to make sure i wiped those droplets sitting down too cuz if i stood up theyd prollie drip down my leg which wouldve been uber nastayyyy. but yea i dont know what contributed to the diarrhea but it was nastayy im talking about id sit on the toilet for 3 minutes shooting out liquid feces then all of a sudden let out a guttural fart that sounds like it came from the inner belly of a demon pooper. whatever that means. yea it got pretty bad. but now i pass normal stools that are light brown to a darker cedar shade of brown and its not too watery (you know, the kind that make the TP all black with shit that looks like melted chocolate?) and not too hard (you know, the kind that makes your ******* feel like an ant is biting it cuzyou get somewhat of a pinching sensation out your anus and at the same time it feels like youre not donw ehn you actually are that sucks).

funniest thing I have read in a long long time!!! HILAROUS //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hilarious.gif.02a037aad04aa96f19982b298a3d70a8.gif

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

i say we ban the girl. seems to me they only ever cause trouble aroudn here

Is that different than in real life?

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[reneeb7363 10+ year member]

Is that different than in real life?
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I saw that..... no nekked pictures for you now! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

c'mon..... some dolt starts a thread about corn in his shit.... and this is funny why?

or is he Just trying to catch up to ol jimbo at the top of the thread post heap! LOL!

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

I saw that..... no nekked pictures for you now! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif



c'mon..... some dolt starts a thread about corn in his shit.... and this is funny why?

or is he Just trying to catch up to ol jimbo at the top of the thread post heap! LOL!

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[noob with an RS 10+ year member]

renee can i get a pic of you rubbing my face between your hooters?

 

[mikey060 10+ year member]

Is that different than in real life?
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hahaha good call jimmy

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

Tata's or Ban! @ Renee :boobies:

only the select few get those pics //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

Burritos from 7-11 give me the mud butt

 

[dan7532 10+ year member]

dude about 4 weeks ago i got drunk all weekend drinking patron and i normally dont even drink hard liquor. ate a lot of spicy *** chicken wings and drank a lot of treetop apple juice every night b4 i wernt to sleep too. i was so stoned id drink cups and cups b4 i went to sleep. for days i had a huge case of diarrhea.. man i was literally peeing out my *******. sometimes it wasnt like a urine stream coming out my *** it was more like febreeze spray where the diarrhea would come out like a shower head shot it out in all directions.. it was so nasty cuz shit would drip down my buttcheek sometimes and i would feel it but i would have to wait until i let out all the diarrhea b4 i could wipe the droplets dripping down my ***. i had to make sure i wiped those droplets sitting down too cuz if i stood up theyd prollie drip down my leg which wouldve been uber nastayyyy. but yea i dont know what contributed to the diarrhea but it was nastayy im talking about id sit on the toilet for 3 minutes shooting out liquid feces then all of a sudden let out a guttural fart that sounds like it came from the inner belly of a demon pooper. whatever that means. yea it got pretty bad. but now i pass normal stools that are light brown to a darker cedar shade of brown and its not too watery (you know, the kind that make the TP all black with shit that looks like melted chocolate?) and not too hard (you know, the kind that makes your ******* feel like an ant is biting it cuzyou get somewhat of a pinching sensation out your anus and at the same time it feels like youre not donw ehn you actually are that sucks).

I know exactly what your talking about. For like two straigh days over the summer, I had this like once every hour. I felt sick to the stomach, like I was gonna trow up, but then felt like shitting and when I did, it was just like my asshold was throwing up. It was all liquidy and it shot out with a vengence, and it came in spurts. and **** did it burn. after the two days of shit sickness, my ******* felt like i'd been ***** with no lube

 

[Lucid]

directed at at&@t:

how are you 32, have a wife, all that good stuff.. and sit on your computer talking to people you dont know on a car audio forum about your *** issues and various other issues that nobody gives a **** about as posted by you in previous posts in the days that came before this?

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

I know exactly what your talking about. For like two straigh days over the summer, I had this like once every hour. I felt sick to the stomach, like I was gonna trow up, but then felt like shitting and when I did, it was just like my asshold was throwing up. It was all liquidy and it shot out with a vengence, and it came in spurts. and **** did it burn. after the two days of shit sickness, my ******* felt like i'd been ***** with no lube

and you know what this feels like?

 

[AJ²06 5,000+ posts]

dude about 4 weeks ago i got drunk all weekend drinking patron and i normally dont even drink hard liquor. ate a lot of spicy *** chicken wings and drank a lot of treetop apple juice every night b4 i wernt to sleep too. i was so stoned id drink cups and cups b4 i went to sleep. for days i had a huge case of diarrhea.. man i was literally peeing out my *******. sometimes it wasnt like a urine stream coming out my *** it was more like febreeze spray where the diarrhea would come out like a shower head shot it out in all directions.. it was so nasty cuz shit would drip down my buttcheek sometimes and i would feel it but i would have to wait until i let out all the diarrhea b4 i could wipe the droplets dripping down my ***. i had to make sure i wiped those droplets sitting down too cuz if i stood up theyd prollie drip down my leg which wouldve been uber nastayyyy. but yea i dont know what contributed to the diarrhea but it was nastayy im talking about id sit on the toilet for 3 minutes shooting out liquid feces then all of a sudden let out a guttural fart that sounds like it came from the inner belly of a demon pooper. whatever that means. yea it got pretty bad. but now i pass normal stools that are light brown to a darker cedar shade of brown and its not too watery (you know, the kind that make the TP all black with shit that looks like melted chocolate?) and not too hard (you know, the kind that makes your ******* feel like an ant is biting it cuzyou get somewhat of a pinching sensation out your anus and at the same time it feels like youre not donw ehn you actually are that sucks).

Im laughing soo hard I cried...

:hilariou:x1000

 

[AT@T tech 10+ year member]

directed at at&@t:how are you 32, have a wife, all that good stuff.. and sit on your computer talking to people you dont know on a car audio forum about your *** issues and various other issues that nobody gives a **** about as posted by you in previous posts in the days that came before this?

because i don't want to grow up beacause i am atoys-r-us kid. so get over it!!!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/furious.gif.fc81ca146dbff91fede3ed290dbc4f4c.gif