reneeb7363
10+ year member
She-Nay-Nay
BAN!!!!! who the "F" wants to hear about your digestive issues!! Good GAWD!!!
MTXman
10+ year member
CarAudio.com Veteran
why didn't you go to a bathroom?
Tata's or Ban! @ Renee :boobies:
reneeb7363
10+ year member
She-Nay-Nay
lol.... you just dunno where to look or whom to ask... good luck with that.....
BTW...only a Boy would make a post such as this.... ewwwww //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/sick.gif.b1847c8dabbfeeddbcf1a78052249e10.gif
you shouldnt of had all that gay buttsex with bmxbikes last night. Fudge packing FTL
mikey060
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i say we ban the girl. seems to me they only ever cause trouble aroudn here
noob with an RS
10+ year member
i poop on you
dude about 4 weeks ago i got drunk all weekend drinking patron and i normally dont even drink hard liquor. ate a lot of spicy *** chicken wings and drank a lot of treetop apple juice every night b4 i wernt to sleep too. i was so stoned id drink cups and cups b4 i went to sleep. for days i had a huge case of diarrhea.. man i was literally peeing out my *******. sometimes it wasnt like a urine stream coming out my *** it was more like febreeze spray where the diarrhea would come out like a shower head shot it out in all directions.. it was so nasty cuz shit would drip down my buttcheek sometimes and i would feel it but i would have to wait until i let out all the diarrhea b4 i could wipe the droplets dripping down my ***. i had to make sure i wiped those droplets sitting down too cuz if i stood up theyd prollie drip down my leg which wouldve been uber nastayyyy. but yea i dont know what contributed to the diarrhea but it was nastayy im talking about id sit on the toilet for 3 minutes shooting out liquid feces then all of a sudden let out a guttural fart that sounds like it came from the inner belly of a demon pooper. whatever that means. yea it got pretty bad. but now i pass normal stools that are light brown to a darker cedar shade of brown and its not too watery (you know, the kind that make the TP all black with shit that looks like melted chocolate?) and not too hard (you know, the kind that makes your ******* feel like an ant is biting it cuzyou get somewhat of a pinching sensation out your anus and at the same time it feels like youre not donw ehn you actually are that sucks).
mikey060
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holy hell that was halariously gross
Priest
10+ year member
Member
A few months ago I sharted at work and had to ditch my underwear in the bathroom and go comando the rest of the day. When I got home I told my wife what happened and she laughed so hard she just about pee'd her pants.
//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif you put your penis into the OP's *******. thats how
noob with an RS
10+ year member
i poop on you
lol i havent sharted since i was a kid. i remember when i was like in kindergarten and i was in what i call a "gay" mood (id run back n forth across the house jumping and down as my way of playing..) and then all of a sudden when runnning through the hallway i jumped as high as i could and right when i landed poop literally dropped out my *** all over my whitey tighteys.. i thought to myself "wtf did poop just drop out my *** involuntarily?" as i took a couple steps i could feel the warm poop mushing in my underwear. i went to the bathroom and stretched the waist lining of my pants out to check out of curiousity and there it was a stream of black poo dripping down my leg and a fat pile of it sitting on the center of my whitey tigheys:crying:
WhoSayWho?
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Preston Caught a Predator
Wow, I thought this thread was very interesting at first, but it seems to have taken a turn for the worse.
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