More than you can afford pal!!!!!! OMG

[mcsoul 10+ year member]

Show her your bank statement, if she runs away crying, she's pregnant.

 

[strypersux 10+ year member]

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25 people veiwing

 

[SocMunky 10+ year member]

See if she missed her period for a few months, then ask her who the daddy is, and see her reaction. Should be a riot. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[Ken448 10+ year member]

... always the cops fault never the kid behind the wheel. You should have thanked him for stopping you, maybe next time you'll know that posted speed limit sign is not just a suggestion..

but but but officer, everyone else is going fast like me. Take it to court, see how that goes!

 

[strypersux 10+ year member]

See if she missed her period for a few months, then ask her who the daddy is, and see her reaction. Should be a riot. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

x2

 

[Thedeadly1 10+ year member]

Ironic, I was originally gonna say to what, pay her? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

hahhahah!

 

[strypersux 10+ year member]

i would leave her just in case then change your name, move to denver open a business, and live

jk

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Start banging her without a condom. If she doesn't object, your screwed.

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

No disappointments here.

 

[RedlineAccord 10+ year member]

what makes ou think she is hiding that?? she might have cheated on you instead.. THAT could be wut she is hiding.

Engage her in a hockey fight.. pull her shirt over her head and uppercuther in the gut 5-6 times.. finish it off with a Stone cold stunner... Climb onto the highest object in the house. and perform a Chris Benoit headbutt to her belly (this ones easy, Just fall like a cadaver thrown from a tree)

Hahahaha oh man... the hockey fight just was great. I can see it happening, and her being like WTF ARE YOU DOING?! the whole time...

 

[bannock 10+ year member]

Start banging her without a condom. If she doesn't object, your screwed.

If this is always the case then there's lots of little me's running around //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[stl_style 10+ year member]

See if she missed her period for a few months, then ask her who the daddy is, and see her reaction. Should be a riot. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

X3

 

[Thedeadly1 10+ year member]

i think i got my gold fish pregnant.. how can i tell?

 

[strypersux 10+ year member]

i think i got my gold fish pregnant.. how can i tell?

the fish cant remember if she is pregant so just kill the fish

 

[MAY03TBLT 10+ year member]

stick your hand up there and feel around. if there's a baby in there, she's pregnant.

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