Middle Aged Man tried to Fight Me in Home Depot

[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

So i went to home depot about an hr ago to get some wood cut so i get there and there are no carts around that could hold a 4' x 8' sheet of mdf so i go lookin around the store to find one so i see one right infront of the mdf and there is stuff on it but there was noone in sight in any of the adjacent aisles. So i wait around for ten or so mins and then decided to take the stuff off the cart and use the car for my mdf. So i merely remove the two largest items from the cart, leave the rest and put the mdf on it. So im sitting in front of the saw when this 45-55 year old man starts looking at the cart very closely he then walks over to me and asks if the cart was mine i said yes but the only thing on it that is mine is the mdf. he asks me what happened to the two large items i said i left them in that aisle over there he goes to look for them and comes back and starts cursing at me. "well where the **** are they" "why the fvck would you take a cart that is not yours." At this point he is yelling at me. I respond calmly "it was sitting there for ten mins and you were not anywhere near it so i took". He yells " why the fvck would you do that?" i say "well why would you leave it there". At this poit he is turning quite red and im holding back laughter. So he says to me " I oughta cut your throat" He then walks away angrily and me the the dude go on about cutting my wood. So we get about halfway thru all the cuts and he comes back this time he looks at me says nothing and rushes at me and trys to hit me. I stepped out of the way and he trips on his shoelaces and falls on the ground. I go to help him up he smacks my hand away and leaves again. The end. What a trip to home depot never a dull moment

I must say the guy is quite bold me being 6'9" 260 and all

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[wgaede 10+ year member]

You should of pulled a Decipha on him.

 

[xpl0it 10+ year member]

**** bro, he swung at you and said he oughta cut your throat, he's got some BIG issues.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Thats crazy. hahahahahahahahaahahah

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[PhatTonyDeMarco 5,000+ posts]

You are a mother fucking GIANT...!

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

If it was me, since I am head level at your nuts, I just would have hit your nuts! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

But on a serious note, I am wondering if this was one of the political meatwads like BTmorris or Crown you just happened to run into. Hummmmm.....

 

[rocky 59 5,000+ posts]

hahaha nice. you better watch for the cross fire on your lawn

 

[Ignatowski 5,000+ posts]

You are a mother fucking GIANT...!

X2

how tall was he?

U should be happy HD cut your MDF,I can never get any service out of them posers

 

[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

i think ill go back to home depot tomorrow for more adventures

 

[trevor87 5,000+ posts]

all over a shopping cart ??? crazy

 

[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

X2how tall was he?

U should be happy HD cut your MDF,I can never get any service out of them posers

somewhere between 5'7 and 5'9 i went to high schol with the guy that does it so not only will they cut it the wood is generally free

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Well shit. you were supposed to hook me up with some wood and something else a while back. I think wire. See you are already talking about going back to start more shit, you negro.

 

[wlmrs 10+ year member]

Man people take them **** carts seriously,I know because I work there and that similar incident happened to me with an old guy between 50-55.That was some funny stuff!

 

[Ricky616 10+ year member]

i think ill go back to home depot tomorrow for more adventures

what an adventure lol over a shoping cart //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

 

[InhumanAcura 5,000+ posts]

ran into the awkward feeling gaffling someones cart before..but, nobodies wanted to throw down over it lol