Messin with customer service

[geardownson 10+ year member]

These people are idiots

actual IM

Maria: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?

geardownson: Im looking at your 1988 ford thunderbird turbo performance chip can i get specs on what it does?

Maria: May I have the Part Number (or SKU) Please.....

geardownson: 35368

Maria: Please allow me to look into the information for you. Would you mind holding a moment?

geardownson: No prob

Maria: Jet chips performance chips then programs a new chip designed with the enthusiast driver in mind. This new Jet power chip optimizes your vehicle's fuel and ignition system to unleash hidden horsepower that you never even knew you had.

Maria: Are you looking to purchase the parts from us? Shall I assist you in placing the order for this to make it correct and see that the part ships out in time?

geardownson: what kind of gains will i be getting with this chip?

Maria: et chips performance chips will boost power and torque even more when used in conjunction with minor upgrades such as cold air intakes, exhaust headers, and high-flow air filters. And Jet chips performance chips will not interfere with your factory warranty.

geardownson: How much horse power gains will i be looking at?

geardownson: thats what im wanting to know

geardownson: with a stock system

Maria: I apologize, I am not that familiar with this particular information. I suggest you check with the local dealer or local mechanic.

geardownson: what i am wanting to know is how much horsepower will this chip give me with a stock system.

Maria: am sorry but i do not have sufficient informations on that..

geardownson: How can i buy something that i dont even know what its going to do?......

geardownson: My mechanic isnt going to know what your chip does.....

Maria: jet will reprogram the computer

geardownson: To do what?

Maria: am sorry but i dont have sufficient informations on that..

geardownson: Oh ok maria you have been so helpfull. you should be employee of the year

Maria: thanks...

geardownson: I am covered in jello wanna E-hump?

Maria: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.

geardownson: Wow thats customer service!

Maria: am sorry but my informations is limited only...

Maria: am sorry if am not a big help to you..

geardownson: I can take off the jello if you want

geardownson: what flavor do you like?

Maria: am sorry? whats that?

geardownson: Your not from america are you?

Maria: am from new jersey..

geardownson: Oh ok Jello is slang here for being happy an E-hump means i was just trying to be helpfull

Maria: is there anything else i can help you with?

geardownson: yes

Maria: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!

geardownson: can tell me if you have a cold air intake for a 1988 ford thunderbird turbo?

Maria: ok hold on please

geardownson: Are you covered in jello?

Maria: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store.

geardownson: So your not covered in jello?

Maria: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!

geardownson: No e-hump?

Maria: is there anything else i can help you with?

geardownson: Do you have an air filter for a 1988 ford thunderbird turbo?

Maria: all we have is the Air Filter Recharge Kit

geardownson: So you can e-hump me with that?

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[Wowimzz 10+ year member]

lmao, thats hilarious. I hate customer service. You call them, and they pretty much read verbatim what is on their faq\help section. WASTE of time. Specially with linksys.. my god was that a waste of 2 hours of apu dialect dicephering.

 

[SAG3 5,000+ posts]

WTF is with the am. It's either I am or I'm.

 

[Safe-N-Sound215 10+ year member]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/word.gif.64b12e39f936af3b4fff38a1c0bd0244.gif Inquiring minds want to know.

 

[Meka 10+ year member]

Congratulations your an *******:clap:

 

[mtdewelf 10+ year member]

^^ X2 and/or dumbfuk

 

[steveyblack 10+ year member]

i lol'ed at the nj part

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

I thought it was pretty funny myself. I am covered in jello, who wants some? MummmK!

 

[geardownson 10+ year member]

Congratulations your an *******:clap:

So me messin with them when the try to scam me into buying a chip that they dont even know what does makes me an *******?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

I think not. I believe you got that covered

 

[geardownson 10+ year member]

^^ X2 and/or dumbfuk

Your sig displays the wonderous amounts of intelligence you have

 

[phyphoestilic 5,000+ posts]

I think ur a dumbfuk/******* as well. I dont know if u were being serious about buying the chip in the first place, but if u were and its like those $25 chips on ebay, than yes u are a dumbfuk. But if its not than, and its like a ECU chip upgrade or something, than ur still just an *******. Cuse obviously no one could tell u how much ur going to gain, because it has alot to do with the car itself (maintance mainly). And there was really no point in being a total dick to someone who was just trying to make a living. I've worked in RMA departments and as sales, and nothing is more annoying than a complete idiot trying to be smart about something they obviously are retarded about.

/rant

 

[geardownson 10+ year member]

I think ur a dumbfuk/******* as well. I dont know if u were being serious about buying the chip in the first place, but if u were and its like those $25 chips on ebay, than yes u are a dumbfuk. But if its not than, and its like a ECU chip upgrade or something, than ur still just an *******. Cuse obviously no one could tell u how much ur going to gain, because it has alot to do with the car itself (maintance mainly). And there was really no point in being a total dick to someone who was just trying to make a living. I've worked in RMA departments and as sales, and nothing is more annoying than a complete idiot trying to be smart about something they obviously are retarded about.
/rant

Actually i was planning on buying the chip an if you read it again i plainly asked what it would do on a stock system. I was looking it up for a friend. It was when she couldnt tell me anything about the product an then try to goad me in buying it was when i got a lit mad. I dont know a thing about the chips an have never bought one. I just wanted hard numbers. Thats like you selling an amp then i inquire about its an asking you how much does it put out. Then you responding "a lot,so you want to buy it?"

Granted i was a little lit at the time an i didnt mean to ruffle anyones feathers but the insults were not needed

 

[geardownson 10+ year member]

But if its not than, and its like a ECU chip upgrade or something, than ur still just an *******. Cuse obviously no one could tell u how much ur going to gain, because it has alot to do with the car itself (maintance mainly).
/rant

http://www.supremepowerparts.com/products/prod_details.aspx?prod_id=1033

20-30 horsepower. So no one can tell me eh?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

People that try to mess with me and are assholes when they call me, well they dont get their power turned on, and in extreme cases, they will be required to pay a deposit and have a lease and id verification done. before we will reconnect service

fyi, i work for the power company

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

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