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<blockquote data-quote="geardownson" data-source="post: 2300252" data-attributes="member: 563195"><p>These people are idiots</p><p></p><p>actual IM</p><p></p><p>Maria: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?</p><p></p><p>geardownson: Im looking at your 1988 ford thunderbird turbo performance chip can i get specs on what it does?</p><p></p><p>Maria: May I have the Part Number (or SKU) Please.....</p><p></p><p>geardownson: 35368</p><p></p><p>Maria: Please allow me to look into the information for you. Would you mind holding a moment?</p><p></p><p>geardownson: No prob</p><p></p><p>Maria: Jet chips performance chips then programs a new chip designed with the enthusiast driver in mind. This new Jet power chip optimizes your vehicle's fuel and ignition system to unleash hidden horsepower that you never even knew you had.</p><p></p><p>Maria: Are you looking to purchase the parts from us? Shall I assist you in placing the order for this to make it correct and see that the part ships out in time?</p><p></p><p>geardownson: what kind of gains will i be getting with this chip?</p><p></p><p>Maria: et chips performance chips will boost power and torque even more when used in conjunction with minor upgrades such as cold air intakes, exhaust headers, and high-flow air filters. And Jet chips performance chips will not interfere with your factory warranty.</p><p></p><p>geardownson: How much horse power gains will i be looking at?</p><p></p><p>geardownson: thats what im wanting to know</p><p></p><p>geardownson: with a stock system</p><p></p><p>Maria: I apologize, I am not that familiar with this particular information. I suggest you check with the local dealer or local mechanic.</p><p></p><p>geardownson: what i am wanting to know is how much horsepower will this chip give me with a stock system.</p><p></p><p>Maria: am sorry but i do not have sufficient informations on that..</p><p></p><p>geardownson: How can i buy something that i dont even know what its going to do?......</p><p></p><p>geardownson: My mechanic isnt going to know what your chip does.....</p><p></p><p>Maria: jet will reprogram the computer</p><p></p><p>geardownson: To do what?</p><p></p><p>Maria: am sorry but i dont have sufficient informations on that..</p><p></p><p>geardownson: Oh ok maria you have been so helpfull. you should be employee of the year</p><p></p><p>Maria: thanks...</p><p></p><p>geardownson: I am covered in jello wanna E-hump?</p><p></p><p>Maria: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.</p><p></p><p>geardownson: Wow thats customer service!</p><p></p><p>Maria: am sorry but my informations is limited only...</p><p></p><p>Maria: am sorry if am not a big help to you..</p><p></p><p>geardownson: I can take off the jello if you want</p><p></p><p>geardownson: what flavor do you like?</p><p></p><p>Maria: am sorry? whats that?</p><p></p><p>geardownson: Your not from america are you?</p><p></p><p>Maria: am from new jersey..</p><p></p><p>geardownson: Oh ok Jello is slang here for being happy an E-hump means i was just trying to be helpfull</p><p></p><p>Maria: is there anything else i can help you with?</p><p></p><p>geardownson: yes</p><p></p><p>Maria: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!</p><p></p><p>geardownson: can tell me if you have a cold air intake for a 1988 ford thunderbird turbo?</p><p></p><p>Maria: ok hold on please</p><p></p><p>geardownson: Are you covered in jello?</p><p></p><p>Maria: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store.</p><p></p><p>geardownson: So your not covered in jello?</p><p></p><p>Maria: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you!</p><p></p><p>geardownson: No e-hump?</p><p></p><p>Maria: is there anything else i can help you with?</p><p></p><p>geardownson: Do you have an air filter for a 1988 ford thunderbird turbo?</p><p></p><p>Maria: all we have is the Air Filter Recharge Kit</p><p></p><p>geardownson: So you can e-hump me with that?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="geardownson, post: 2300252, member: 563195"] These people are idiots actual IM Maria: Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today? geardownson: Im looking at your 1988 ford thunderbird turbo performance chip can i get specs on what it does? Maria: May I have the Part Number (or SKU) Please..... geardownson: 35368 Maria: Please allow me to look into the information for you. Would you mind holding a moment? geardownson: No prob Maria: Jet chips performance chips then programs a new chip designed with the enthusiast driver in mind. This new Jet power chip optimizes your vehicle's fuel and ignition system to unleash hidden horsepower that you never even knew you had. Maria: Are you looking to purchase the parts from us? Shall I assist you in placing the order for this to make it correct and see that the part ships out in time? geardownson: what kind of gains will i be getting with this chip? Maria: et chips performance chips will boost power and torque even more when used in conjunction with minor upgrades such as cold air intakes, exhaust headers, and high-flow air filters. And Jet chips performance chips will not interfere with your factory warranty. geardownson: How much horse power gains will i be looking at? geardownson: thats what im wanting to know geardownson: with a stock system Maria: I apologize, I am not that familiar with this particular information. I suggest you check with the local dealer or local mechanic. geardownson: what i am wanting to know is how much horsepower will this chip give me with a stock system. Maria: am sorry but i do not have sufficient informations on that.. geardownson: How can i buy something that i dont even know what its going to do?...... geardownson: My mechanic isnt going to know what your chip does..... Maria: jet will reprogram the computer geardownson: To do what? Maria: am sorry but i dont have sufficient informations on that.. geardownson: Oh ok maria you have been so helpfull. you should be employee of the year Maria: thanks... geardownson: I am covered in jello wanna E-hump? Maria: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment. geardownson: Wow thats customer service! Maria: am sorry but my informations is limited only... Maria: am sorry if am not a big help to you.. geardownson: I can take off the jello if you want geardownson: what flavor do you like? Maria: am sorry? whats that? geardownson: Your not from america are you? Maria: am from new jersey.. geardownson: Oh ok Jello is slang here for being happy an E-hump means i was just trying to be helpfull Maria: is there anything else i can help you with? geardownson: yes Maria: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you! geardownson: can tell me if you have a cold air intake for a 1988 ford thunderbird turbo? Maria: ok hold on please geardownson: Are you covered in jello? Maria: I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store. geardownson: So your not covered in jello? Maria: Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites. It has been a pleasure assisting you! geardownson: No e-hump? Maria: is there anything else i can help you with? geardownson: Do you have an air filter for a 1988 ford thunderbird turbo? Maria: all we have is the Air Filter Recharge Kit geardownson: So you can e-hump me with that? [/QUOTE]
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