Merry Christmas.....

[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

twas the night before Christmas,

and we were all drunk as ****,

we were waiting for the fat man,

cuz he'd be here in a bit.

the tree had fallen, and the

stockings were being worn,

folks were dancing to the music,

and one guy watching ****.

mistletoe was in the doorway,

and eggnog in the kitchen,

a midget on the chandler,

and some broad bitchin'.

there was a pimp hanging out,

and he had brought a ho',

there were strippers there,

and a druggie whiffin' blow.

the night had gotten wild,

and it was hard to believe,

we were so f'd up,

here on Christmas eve.

i went outside,

to take a leak in the snow,

but it was so **** cold,

it just wouldn't flow.

i was zipping up,

when a shadow appeared,

it was a man with white dreads,

and a goatee for a beard.

i was surprised to learn

it was st. nick,

but he wasn't alone,

he had with him some chick.

she was smokin' hot,

with her flamin' red hair,

i couldn't do anything,

but stand and stare

he said in a deep voice,

"wanna walk out to my sleigh",

i've got some ****** ganja,

i scored on the way.

he reached under his seat,

and pulled out his stash,

it was full of the ganja,

and some Jamaican hash.

he snatched his pipe,

made of hard oak,

handed it to me,

and said "you take the first toke"

this was the smoothest herb

i had ever tasted,

in only a couple hits,

i was so freakin' wasted.

Santatook the pipe,

and blew me a shotgun,

then i gotta tell you,

by now i was done.

Santaand chicky, loaded

up on his sleigh,

with his 8 favorite reindeer,

to lead the way.

with a ho, ho, ho,

he was gone in a flash,

but he had left me a present,

out of his personal stash.

this is a night,

I'llnever forget,

it was the Christmas eve,

Santaand i met!

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[Dr. Slam 10+ year member]

Let me get some of that **** bro

 

[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

Well so far.....

1. I am getting drunk as we type.....(Cpt. Morgan 100 proof)

2. I am gettin down on the dank as we type.....

3. I am the guy wiffin the blow as we type...

4. and yes, there are hookers here as well!!

 

[Dr. Slam 10+ year member]

Grey goose and mickeys. Toppin it off with some orange crush later on just reg now tho

 

[sacsking916 5,000+ posts]

Already smoked some dank and a beer. Going to my bros to drink more. Continued by getting hammered when I get back home

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

Already smoked some dank and a beer. Going to my bros to drink more. Continued by getting hammered when I get back home

faggot you still have n't caught up! this blue moon os smoove