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<blockquote data-quote="thevic24" data-source="post: 7575418" data-attributes="member: 575973"><p>twas the night before Christmas,</p><p></p><p>and we were all drunk as ****,</p><p></p><p>we were waiting for the fat man,</p><p></p><p>cuz he'd be here in a bit.</p><p></p><p>the tree had fallen, and the</p><p></p><p>stockings were being worn,</p><p></p><p>folks were dancing to the music,</p><p></p><p>and one guy watching ****.</p><p></p><p>mistletoe was in the doorway,</p><p></p><p>and eggnog in the kitchen,</p><p></p><p>a midget on the chandler,</p><p></p><p>and some broad bitchin'.</p><p></p><p>there was a pimp hanging out,</p><p></p><p>and he had brought a ho',</p><p></p><p>there were strippers there,</p><p></p><p>and a druggie whiffin' blow.</p><p></p><p>the night had gotten wild,</p><p></p><p>and it was hard to believe,</p><p></p><p>we were so f'd up,</p><p></p><p>here on Christmas eve.</p><p></p><p>i went outside,</p><p></p><p>to take a leak in the snow,</p><p></p><p>but it was so **** cold,</p><p></p><p>it just wouldn't flow.</p><p></p><p>i was zipping up,</p><p></p><p>when a shadow appeared,</p><p></p><p>it was a man with white dreads,</p><p></p><p>and a goatee for a beard.</p><p></p><p>i was surprised to learn</p><p></p><p>it was st. nick,</p><p></p><p>but he wasn't alone,</p><p></p><p>he had with him some chick.</p><p></p><p>she was smokin' hot,</p><p></p><p>with her flamin' red hair,</p><p></p><p>i couldn't do anything,</p><p></p><p>but stand and stare</p><p></p><p>he said in a deep voice,</p><p></p><p>"wanna walk out to my sleigh",</p><p></p><p>i've got some ****** ganja,</p><p></p><p>i scored on the way.</p><p></p><p>he reached under his seat,</p><p></p><p>and pulled out his stash,</p><p></p><p>it was full of the ganja,</p><p></p><p>and some Jamaican hash.</p><p></p><p>he snatched his pipe,</p><p></p><p>made of hard oak,</p><p></p><p>handed it to me,</p><p></p><p>and said "you take the first toke"</p><p></p><p>this was the smoothest herb</p><p></p><p>i had ever tasted,</p><p></p><p>in only a couple hits,</p><p></p><p>i was so freakin' wasted.</p><p></p><p>Santatook the pipe,</p><p></p><p>and blew me a shotgun,</p><p></p><p>then i gotta tell you,</p><p></p><p>by now i was done.</p><p></p><p>Santaand chicky, loaded</p><p></p><p>up on his sleigh,</p><p></p><p>with his 8 favorite reindeer,</p><p></p><p>to lead the way.</p><p></p><p>with a ho, ho, ho,</p><p></p><p>he was gone in a flash,</p><p></p><p>but he had left me a present,</p><p></p><p>out of his personal stash.</p><p></p><p>this is a night,</p><p></p><p>I'llnever forget,</p><p></p><p>it was the Christmas eve,</p><p></p><p>Santaand i met!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="thevic24, post: 7575418, member: 575973"] twas the night before Christmas, and we were all drunk as ****, we were waiting for the fat man, cuz he'd be here in a bit. the tree had fallen, and the stockings were being worn, folks were dancing to the music, and one guy watching ****. mistletoe was in the doorway, and eggnog in the kitchen, a midget on the chandler, and some broad bitchin'. there was a pimp hanging out, and he had brought a ho', there were strippers there, and a druggie whiffin' blow. the night had gotten wild, and it was hard to believe, we were so f'd up, here on Christmas eve. i went outside, to take a leak in the snow, but it was so **** cold, it just wouldn't flow. i was zipping up, when a shadow appeared, it was a man with white dreads, and a goatee for a beard. i was surprised to learn it was st. nick, but he wasn't alone, he had with him some chick. she was smokin' hot, with her flamin' red hair, i couldn't do anything, but stand and stare he said in a deep voice, "wanna walk out to my sleigh", i've got some ****** ganja, i scored on the way. he reached under his seat, and pulled out his stash, it was full of the ganja, and some Jamaican hash. he snatched his pipe, made of hard oak, handed it to me, and said "you take the first toke" this was the smoothest herb i had ever tasted, in only a couple hits, i was so freakin' wasted. Santatook the pipe, and blew me a shotgun, then i gotta tell you, by now i was done. Santaand chicky, loaded up on his sleigh, with his 8 favorite reindeer, to lead the way. with a ho, ho, ho, he was gone in a flash, but he had left me a present, out of his personal stash. this is a night, I'llnever forget, it was the Christmas eve, Santaand i met! [/QUOTE]
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