Eazy-E Merry Mutha****in X-Mas Lyrics:
[uncle Dolamite]
Come on over hunnie
and give your uncle Dolamite a kiss
[*kissing Sounds*]
well what you want baby?
[baby]
Would you tell me a story?
[uncle Dolamite]
You want me to tell you a story?
[baby]
Hell yeah!
[Other Baby]
Me too!
[uncle Dolamite]
Yes Hunnie I'm a tell you a story
about the bad *** Eazy-E
he was drinkin' whisky and gin
at the age of three
listen and listen well
he's a bad Muthafu-
[Mother]
Gimmie that god **** book!
here let me read you this one
Christmas in Compton
It was a silent night,
yes a holy night
until Mr. Claus turned
into Santa
mutha****in' right?
[Carolers]
Deck the halls with balls of holy
fa la la la la la la la la
tis the season to be jolly....
[Eazy-E]
Merry Chrismas mutha****a!
[*Gun Shots*]
Merry mutha****in'
Chrismas and a ho ho ho!
while I'm ridin' that ****
under the mistletoe
now dashin' through the snow
in a candy rag top 6-4
over the hills I go
laughin' at this ho
nuts on her chin ring
makin' me feel right
oh what fun it is to know
that I'm gonna get the ***** tonight
so ring them bells, ring them bells
shes takin' it all the way
oh what fun it is to
watch her **** my dick
this way
hey ring them bells, ring them bells
she's takin' it all the way
oh what fun it is to
nut, while she's ******'
my dick
oh yay!
tis the season to get bicked
compton crime lick
and I'm smokin' all this shit.
[santa]
Ho ho ho come sit on my face
I mean lap and tell me what
you want for Chrismas
ho ho.
[Menajahtwa]
I want a sleigh ride
a cd player
a fifty rum
??? and I'm gonna ***
a VCR ???? some ***** flicks
rudolph the red nose reindick
??? like a everlastin' gobstoper
??? poppa
I dig a ho
crack a dough
by the nuts oh
???? ****in' in tha snow
I made him drop to his knees
yeah you know whats up
I said heres some candy
canes eat'em up
???? bon a petite with a
condom in nut tree.
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All I want for Chrismas is
my two front teeth
my two front teeth, my two front teeth
All I want for Chrismas is
my two front teeth
yo wheres ya rhyme tell me Buckwheat.
[buck wheat]
Buckwheat is a wascal
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that stole Christmas
and all the toys, boys and girls
**** ya wishes
I got happy overjoyed in
this mutha****a
no indo under my tree so
Santa be a sucka
??? when I was young I
was the only kid
who had enough guts to be
good ole hearin' on the East
I'd stay awake just to
let america know
that Santa was a fake
I used to believe in
Saint Dick when Elvis
was alive
but all that ****in'
bullshit got played when
I was five
years old just a young bull titan
singin' Silent Night,
Carolin' Recitin'
now all I want for Chrismas
is my endo wreath
I got my two front teeth
uncle Eazy be the ????
just spread me a leaf
little kids don't cry
when you find out Santa
Claus is just a ****in'
lie.
[Eazy-E]
On the first day of
Christmas my homeboys
gave to me
three pounds of indo
two birds of cocaine
and a A mutha****in' K *****.
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Eazy-E oh Eazy-E
show us how you treat those *****es
I saw mommy ****in' Eazy Claus.
[Eazy-E]
close the door little *****
Or get these drawers.
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I'm a tell my daddy if
ya *** don't stop.
[Eazy-E]
I don't give a ****
I'm gettin' Christmas ****
ho ho ho and away I go.
[]
Oh Saint Nick's got a dick like a pole
well wheres my shit
This mother ****er's cheap
[Eazy-E]
Shut the **** up *****es
and go back to sleep.
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Yo black what you want for Christmas?
yo black I want a job
??? corn on the cob
but a ***** will eat them chicken, and
chitlens, watermelon, corn
bread and some food
who's climbin' into my window
smokin' that indo
my carin' and high make a high know
Yo yo get out my ****in'
yard with your carols
Yo black what you want for Christmas?
yo black I want some cash
so I can buy some indo,
chronic and some hash.
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a rump pa pum pum
a rump pa pum pum
[Every One]
Merry Mutha****in' Christmas
Merry Mutha****in' Christmas
Merry Mutha****in' Christmas
and have a ****ed up new year (x4)
[Eazy-E]
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[Mother]
And they all went to prison
and lived ****ed up lives ever after
The End
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