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[Phatillusion 5,000+ posts]

Haha, that is classic. Fuc king your brothers ex! Wow, did you ever raze him about that it took you 2 days and him 6 months? I bet he would stfu real quick or getting in a fist fight with you. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

I've never come out and told him about it, but I think my ex-wife told him that she thinks something was going on, and he doesn't let me meet any of his g/f's anymore. He gets very mad when I talk to them on the phone. He even went as far as to hide there numbers in his phone so I wouldn't page them. To be honest, he's the real mac daddy, but according to his ex-g/f's, he doesn't know what he's doing in the sack, and that's where I come in FTW.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

I've never come out and told him about it, but I think my ex-wife told him that she thinks something was going on, and he doesn't let me meet any of his g/f's anymore. He gets very mad when I talk to them on the phone. He even went as far as to hide there numbers in his phone so I wouldn't page them. To be honest, he's the real mac daddy, but according to his ex-g/f's, he doesn't know what he's doing in the sack, and that's where I come in FTW.

Haha, that is friggin great man! He thinks he is a pimp and all, but then there you are racking up the big points in the sack with them. Man you should make a movie of that shit. Would be funny as hell.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Fuk all this shit...
Now I'm thinking about that stupid cunt again...

nG

Haha, go bust one off and think about her. Then when your done, be like ******* I hate that stupid *****. You will forget about her in no time.

That or look at slammed sig real quick!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

 

[Phatillusion 5,000+ posts]

Haha, that is friggin great man! He thinks he is a pimp and all, but then there you are racking up the big points in the sack with them. Man you should make a movie of that shit. Would be funny as hell.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

lol, but the girls he dates aren't really all that attractive anyway. But I always hear girls talking about how cute he is. Even women in there 30's, he's 22. I messed around with 2 girls he dated, could have messed around with a 3rd but she was a head case. The last girl that he dated that I messed around with had her first orgasm......with me. My brother had been ****ing her for a year, I couldn't believe that shit. My brother was her first, I was her second. lol. Nice story to tell the next guy she ****s.

 

[DaveVT 10+ year member]

Hmmm, all this talking aout me while I'm gone

 

[Hundreth 10+ year member]

Just one question for Jmac...

Why did you recently neg me for a thread in the wrong section that I made like weeks ago? Do you go out of your way looking for these instances or something?

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

lol, but the girls he dates aren't really all that attractive anyway. But I always hear girls talking about how cute he is. Even women in there 30's, he's 22. I messed around with 2 girls he dated, could have messed around with a 3rd but she was a head case. The last girl that he dated that I messed around with had her first orgasm......with me. My brother had been ****ing her for a year, I couldn't believe that shit. My brother was her first, I was her second. lol. Nice story to tell the next guy she ****s.

**** dude, that is crazy lol!

If I was the next guy and she told me her first could never get her off and then she said it was ok, his brother gave me my first orgasm, I would ran like a banshee out that joint!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

 

[Phatillusion 5,000+ posts]

That's his job. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[Phatillusion 5,000+ posts]

**** dude, that is crazy lol!
If I was the next guy and she told me her first could never get her off and then she said it was ok, his brother gave me my first orgasm, I would ran like a banshee out that joint!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

The funny part of the whole thing is how I told the two girls upfront that there would be no b/f & g/f deal, just strictly ***. Almost had a three-some with the first girl and one of her friends, but her friend got scared. Then I could have had a 3 some going with both his ex-g/fs together, but they got mad at each other about something and that spoiled my fun. Plus I think they were both a little scarred.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

The funny part of the whole thing is how I told the two girls upfront that there would be no b/f & g/f deal, just strictly ***. Almost had a three-some with the first girl and one of her friends, but her friend got scared. Then I could have had a 3 some going with both his ex-g/fs together, but they got mad at each other about something and that spoiled my fun. Plus I think they were both a little scarred.

I had this once too, kinda. Was only with 2 of them and I was a boyfriend with the one chick. They wanted me to set up my video camera and she told me I would be involved. So I agree, casue who wouldnt do that right? I drive the 1 hour to this chicks house I have never ment and set up my camera and just when I think it is about to heat up, the stupid ***** that lived there said she just wanted to have some lesbian fun. I am like WTF *****! So in the end there I am sitting on the coach drinking a beer and watching the **** Golded girls well my girl is in there getting it on with another hot chick. I didnt even get my **** tape, stupid ***** kept it. I lost on that one, huh!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

There was this one recent time I had a crazy night ftw! It was stange though. I have to find the thread.

 

[DaveVT 10+ year member]

Where is ol' Jizzmac...he hasnt replied in a lil while

 

[Phatillusion 5,000+ posts]

I had this once too, kinda. Was only with 2 of them and I was a boyfriend with the one chick. They wanted me to set up my video camera and she told me I would be involved. So I agree, casue who wouldnt do that right? I drive the 1 hour to this chicks house I have never ment and set up my camera and just when I think it is about to heat up, the stupid ***** that lived there said she just wanted to have some lesbian fun. I am like WTF *****! So in the end there I am sitting on the coach drinking a beer and watching the **** Golded girls well my girl is in there getting it on with another hot chick. I didnt even get my **** tape, stupid ***** kept it. I lost on that one, huh!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif
There was this one recent time I had a crazy night ftw! It was stange though. I have to find the thread.

THat sucks, I hate when chicks wimp out.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Where is ol' Jizzmac...he hasnt replied in a lil while

Got me, but I am sure that sig is gonna give you brownie points with the mods. I feel a ***** going in your sig soon, lol!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

 

[DaveVT 10+ year member]

Got me, but I am sure that sig is gonna give you brownie points with the mods. I feel a ***** going in your sig soon, lol!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

Wouldnt put it past em....they already removed my avatar once.....not gonna stop me from putting it back over and over.....not violating TOS as far as I know so fack it.

 

[Hundreth 10+ year member]

Wouldnt put it past em....they already removed my avatar once.....not gonna stop me from putting it back over and over.....not violating TOS as far as I know so fack it.

Watch out, it might get replaced with a *****...