marriage is unfair

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

look....its simple....let her get all moistened up over the dude....then put it in her butt

 

[Pioneer~Saturn 5,000+ posts]

look....its simple....let her get all moistened up over the dude....then put it in her butt

Cha-ching

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

so my wife tells me today while watching Transporter 3 that Jason Statham makers her moist, no big deal. but then i think back to transformers when i said Megan Fox was fyne as hell and got cut off for weeks. so now in retaliation to this should i tell her i get wood for her best friend? why the hell can women have a open hots for someone but if a dude walks within 10 feet of a chick we are aholes

I'll answer this one.............

First of all, if she can cut you off for weeks, you not laying the pipe correctly.

Second of all, if you can get cut off over some chick that you never gonna meet, but only fap to or pretend your wife is when you giving her your circle move you think you invented, you ain't got much Broseph. Your seven minutes of madness is just not cutting it.

3rd of all, it's pretty childish to say you think her best is hot. Even if she is, you never cross that line.

Sounds like you are in a bad relationship. You watch too much tv, your wife doesn't wanna bone and you two argue over bullshit. You really need a side piece (a mistress for you laymen) and a new hobby. Work on your boning technique some. Go beat up the poon in your dining room or your kids bedroom. Spice it up a little. It's either that or she'll just continue to not wanna fukk you.

Or PIIHB as suggested above

 

[James Bang 5,000+ posts]

look....its simple....let her get all moistened up over the dude....then put it in her butt

yes.

don't ever let the moistinessessss go to waste.

 

[anj46907 10+ year member]

update on situatation. i tried to be a dick and tell her her best friend was hot and i had wood for her, "she says cool, want a 3some?. im like wtf? shes like we have talked about between us and think its cool, want to do it???:wow:"

is this a trick? and yes btw my wife is bi so i dont think it is a trick

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

update on situatation. i tried to be a dick and tell her her best friend was hot and i had wood for her, "she says cool, want a 3some?. im like wtf? shes like we have talked about between us and think its cool, want to do it???:wow:"
is this a trick? and yes btw my wife is bi so i dont think it is a trick

LIES....... Just stop it.

 

[anj46907 10+ year member]

I'll answer this one.............
First of all, if she can cut you off for weeks, you not laying the pipe correctly.

Sounds like you are in a bad relationship

false. the pipe is being laid down and the realtionship is very open and good. shes like every chick and gets into ***** mode every now and then

 

[anj46907 10+ year member]

LIES....... Just stop it.

believe what u want....

 

[James Bang 5,000+ posts]

:bs:

 

[James Bang 5,000+ posts]

if she's bi then why would she care if you think a chick is hot... she would agree.

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

false. the pipe is being laid down and the realtionship is very open and good. shes like every chick and gets into ***** mode every now and then

You not giving her what she needs. If you got cut off, you not slanging that thang like you should. Every chick is not like that. They don't get jealous over fictional characters that were heavily made up to look good in certain lights. And they don't get moist over no acting dudes that play the same type of role in every movie.

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

if she's bi then why would she care if you think a chick is hot... she would agree.

Me and JB on the same page.......... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif

 

[01 S 10 10+ year member]

uhhh, bro, if shes bi, she has probably messed around with the other chick already. iirc your a truck driver, not sure how often your away from home, but that may be when its happening. she gettin some poon on the side while your spanking it, unfortunately //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

GL with that one, but, since she said that might... you might as well tap both at the same time. why not?

 

[anj46907 10+ year member]

if she's bi then why would she care if you think a chick is hot... she would agree.

read the part about where she goes into B*tch mode ever now and then

 

[James Bang 5,000+ posts]

Me and JB on the same page.......... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif

that's because this isn't about audio. unless his bi gf starts moaning.