marriage is unfair

[Kicker Guy 10+ year member]

I guess I am lucky, when I told my wife that I though Megan Fox was hot and wanted to tap that, she told me she did too.

 

[JL Audio 5,000+ posts]

the next time she says something like that, punch her in the face. That'll teach her.

This.

 

[Terranova 10+ year member]

the next time she says something like that, punch her in the face. That'll teach her.

this

This.

son of a bitch

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

Yeah you got to make them feel like they are the best.
Hell my wife tells me went a hot girl is around so I will check her out. She is comfortable with it.

this

 

[JL Audio 5,000+ posts]

this



son of a bitch

SHHHHIIIITTTTTTTFFFUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK

that.

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

not for me. My wife wants it as much as I do.

I'd like everyone who reads this to imagine MOT and his wife getting it on before you try to go to sleep tonight.

 

[Shinju 10+ year member]

The wife and I check out hot chicks together, Guess I have one of the exceptions to the rule.

Sounds like the OP's wife has self esteem issues. She can look but he cannot.

Pretty lame!

 

[Kicker Guy 10+ year member]

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[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

If found that chicks that have come from broken homes (ie:divorced, missing, dead, whatever) are usually the most fucked up emotionally. I've vowed to stay away from them from now on, reguardless of how good looking she is.

 

[James Bang 5,000+ posts]

If found that chicks that have come from broken homes (ie:divorced, missing, dead, whatever) are usually the most fucked up emotionally. I've vowed to stay away from them from now on, reguardless of how good looking she is.

they are more likely to put out, though...

decisions decisions.

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

they are more likely to put out, though...
decisions decisions.

Hmm, emotionally unstable bitch or one that puts out.... well, if you're living with them it's not that cool. Trust me on this one.

 

[crash9201 10+ year member]

so my wife tells me today while watching Transporter 3 that Jason Statham makers her moist, no big deal. but then i think back to transformers when i said Megan Fox was fyne as hell and got cut off for weeks. so now in retaliation to this should i tell her i get wood for her best friend? why the hell can women have a open hots for someone but if a dude walks within 10 feet of a chick we are aholes

good luck getting a girl to admit it, but they get about 30x more jealous then guys do and dont ya know? if the skys blue guys are aholes...

 

[mcsoul 10+ year member]

You failed the test anyways. You where supposed to get jealous

when she made the remark about the actor newbx.

Yell, throw something, make up and bang her real hard; then you

would have passed.

 

[solidcrowd 10+ year member]

women are far more insecure than men when it comes to being attractive, you'll just have to deal with it. Until you make her feel like she's the finest woman in the world with the best pu ssy you've ever had, she'll always feel insecure. So get on your job or deal with it

Yea but once you do this, she'll leave you within a week for someone else lol. If she thinks she better than you.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Open game as long as it is about a celebrity.

I am a big Scarlett Johanssan fan and always make it known in front of her.

She just usually plays whatever Vin Diesel movie on our DVR and it shuts me right up, lol!

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