man removed from flight because he needed to take a mega shit

[timaishu 10+ year member]

Basically some dude was removed from his flight and questioned by the police and the FBI because he ignored the flight attendants order to stay seated by running to the bathroom because needed to let loose a major #1 or drop a massive #2

LOS ANGELES - Officials say there is no threat aboard a United Airlines aircraft that was cleared of passengers in Los Angeles after a man ran to the restroom just before takeoff.
Los Angeles International Airport police say the passenger defied a flight attendant's order to remain seated because he urgently needed to use the restroom. The man was taken off United Flight 22 on Monday morning and passengers were removed while authorities searched the plane.

LAX police spokesman Sgt. Jim Holcomb says nothing was found on the plane, nor in the baggage of the man and his companion. The FBI says no charges are expected.

United spokeswoman Robin Urbanski says the flight is scheduled to take off in the afternoon.

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[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

Hey u gotta do what u gotta doooo

 

[DidUHearThat? 10+ year member]

Maybe he should have shit in his seat.

 

[Danger06Ranger 10+ year member]

x2

 

[Rmsanger 10+ year member]

lawl... he should ask the "officials" to also test the daily starbucks strong brew...

 

[seedubs1 10+ year member]

He should have shat in one of the puke bags.

Stupid *** flight attendants need to calm the **** down.