Man Farts During Surgery And Sets His Junk On Fire

[Rich B 5,000+ posts]

Friday September 04th 2009

In Denmark, a 30-year-old man was having a mole on his buttocks removed with an electrical knife when he farted during surgery. This ignited a spark, which caught onto his surgical spirit-soaked genitals and burned the poor guy! He said, “When I woke up, my penis and scrotum were burning like hell.

Besides the pain, I can’t have *** with my wife.” He’s now suing the hospital for what they call an “unfortunate accident.” Farting in my sleep is one of my biggest plausible nightmares, but of all the scenarios that can take place post-flatulence, this one never even occurred to me.

http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-man-farts-during-surgery-and-sets-his-genitals-on-fire/

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[its_ray_ray 10+ year member]

that made my day man.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

the aftermath http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/8225/ahhv.jpg

 

[revrider1 5,000+ posts]

lmao

 

[Stephen_c 10+ year member]

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[andrew2944r 10+ year member]

lool

 

[SocMunky 10+ year member]

Don't care how much money he sues for, he'll always be remembered as the dude that farted and set his nuts on fire. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[denim 5,000+ posts]

Should not have clicked that.

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

the aftermath http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/8225/ahhv.jpg

she hulk

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I don't think you'll like her/it when her/it is angry!

 

[MisterBlonde 10+ year member]

Lmao. That's great.

 

[Imtjnotu 5,000+ posts]

why did i click the picture link

 

[memphisguy87 10+ year member]

Lol ha

 

[bds0688 10+ year member]

What the **** is he suing them for? Jesus Christ.