Major Cause of Accidents?

[Rich B 5,000+ posts]

11% Of Male Drivers Under 30 Distracted By Fondling Themselves While Driving

Mon Jun 21, 12:00 pm ET

Most Male Drivers Are Doing Things That They Should Not Be Doing While Driving. Most Notably 11% Surveyed Fondling Themselves.

New York, NY (PRWEB) June 21, 2010 -- Major Accident Cause: 11% Of Male Drivers Under 30 Distracted By Fondling Themselves While Driving. This was the surprising results of a new survey soon to be released by a major media group on national television. A 'Driver Distraction Study' commissioned by Abrams, Herzog & Filippi evolved to detail information that was totally unexpected.

In the Survey spanning the states of Florida and New York 4634 cars (with 340 photos as well as 12 hours of video) with male drivers under the age of 30 were observed at 2 intersections in New York City and in Broward County Florida. "What was discovered may very well be a major source of accidents on the road" stated Mr. Stuart Arnett, the supervisor of the study. " What younger male drivers are doing with at least one hand was most surprising to us all. It is one of those aspects of human sexuality that is not discussed or admitted to nearly ever in the public realm" said Mr. Arnett.

In the study it is shown that 31% of male drivers under the age of 30 had their non-driving hand on their iPod, or cell of other mobile device. In addition 8% had one hand on the adjacent seat extended or the panel next to their seat, 9% were adjusting the Radio/CD player, 9% had both hands on the wheel, and at least 11% had one hand on their crotches and moving them. For the full graph and study see: Major Accident Cause: 11% Of Male Drivers Under 30 Distracted By Fondling Themselves While Driving

The study material is now being documented for a nationwide television program soon to be released. "All persons videotaped and photographed have nothing to fear though. We go through great lengths to guarantee that no one that was observed or taped can be identified in any way. Not by vehicle, clothing or their hands and jewelry worn" stated Mr. Arnett. "This would leave the organization open to lawsuits and we obviously are not looking for trouble with the study. It is more a study on human behavior as well as distractions while driving and we would never open up anyone observed to ridicule in any way" Mr. Arnett added.

Major Accident Cause: 11% Of Male Drivers Under 30 Distracted By Fondling Themselves While Driving - Yahoo! News

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[hispls 5,000+ posts]

What choo talkin bout?

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

Please fap responsibly. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Then how else am I supposed to shift gears?

 

[ciaonzo 5,000+ posts]

Wrong stick, buddy.

 

[AQHDC3 10+ year member]

Ha

 

[walled01alero 10+ year member]

i've pissed into a waterbottle while driving a couple times. it would really **** to crash while doing that

 

[Tw1st3d13 10+ year member]

i've pissed into a waterbottle while driving a couple times. it would really **** to crash while doing that

How? I have to use the big opening nesquick bottles

 

[walled01alero 10+ year member]

you put the opening of the waterbottle right on the tip of your dick

 

[goingdef 10+ year member]

**** no 1% case of road dome, kinda sad beatin it in your car alone! Even more humiliating would be knocking yourself out on impact for the police/paramedics to find that way.

 

[walled01alero 10+ year member]

**** no 1% case of road dome, kinda sad beatin it in your car alone! Even more humiliating would be knocking yourself out on impact for the police/paramedics to find that way.

i know //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/*******.gif.a649d21efc0d1fd4890a6428166586c1.gif! i wan't to interview the "11%" of males below 30 doing this and find out what the f*ck is going through their lonely mind

 

[I Like Waffle]

what sucks is ive never gotten road head and my car even has a bench seat.

 

[walled01alero 10+ year member]

what sucks is ive never gotten road head and my car even has a bench seat.

yeah that does ****. but at least you're not beating it.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/toast.gif.bc0657bf54b9ee653b6438524461341e.gif

 

[Andrizzle 10+ year member]

Yea i was stuck in traffic once and had to piss so bad... I used a water bottle and did the tip to the bottle opening trick...

It is tough because the air has to escape from the bottle while you fill it with your golden goodness. It is an art... I did get a little piss on the seat though.

Also it was one of those pisses where you have to go so bad it is hard to stop.. I had to hault the stream mid-piss to dump the bottle out the door, and bring it back in to refill. I think I am still internally injured from that... I stopped a stream of piss @ like mach 3, feels bad man.

 

[goingdef 10+ year member]

i know //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/*******.gif.a649d21efc0d1fd4890a6428166586c1.gif! i wan't to interview the "11%" of males below 30 doing this and find out what the f*ck is going through their lonely mind

I want you to interview them so that I know who I don't want to ride with in the future!