have you guys heard of/tried salvia? Its still uncontrolled/legal in Canada.. im scared to try it though. it only lasts 15 minutes and it makes it nearly impossable for you to move like if your sitting on a chair. I read that you feel like you morph into furnature. than the one guy I know who tried it (some creep old guy) said that he couldnt move for like 10 minutes and it felt like was half the chair he was sitting on and have human. (plus you halucinate)
My roomates and a few of their friends have done salvia quite a few times in our apartment over the past couple months. For one of their friends he described exactly what you thought, a sinking into the chair he was in and an inability to move...also saw a leprachaun floating around and telling him stories.
Both of my roomates (twins) said it felt like they were high. Didn't experience anything beyond a good buzz.
i had some in my hand today, and i was gonna buy it but i didnt have my ID on me. prolly better off tho. its up to 75$ for the good kind, 25$ for 1g of the crappy kind that dosent rele do anything. Its funny how expensive drugs are when they are taxable. 10$ weed or 75$ salvia, take your pick....
Salvia is not near that expensive. Due to the fact that it is legal you can order it online and it's quite cheap. You can purchase straight leaves, or extracts that come in (usually) 5x, 10x, 15x, and 20x. My roomates/friends have done leaves, 5, and 10...they don't reccomend anything beyond 10, they said it was pretty nuts with that, had to take a few less hits than before.
I think you can get it at
http://www.bouncingbearbotanicals.com though I could be mistaken.
On a side note though, salvia is illegal to sell for personal use. This makes me doubt that there is a legit retailer in your area unless he's selling it and stating you're not supposed to smoke it (i.e. like a bong shop selling bongs with signs that say "for tobacco only").