its long, wont be as funny w/ cliffs... either read it or don't it is teh lulz though we pmed nateberrier's psycho ex while drunk after she tried to sleep with Geoff whilst he was in Ohio
Jacob Berrier March 25 at 1:49am
Dear Jenna,
I'm sincerely sorry I pissed you off enough for you to drop me as a friend, I am writing this message right now to inform you that I have always had feelings for you and I have always wanted to have relations with you, and by relations I mean ****** intercourse. I hope my brother never finds out about this because I am ashamed of these feelings. I sincerely love you,
Love,
Jake.
Jenna March 25 at 1:51am Report
cute.
Jacob Berrier March 25 at 1:54am
I feel like you are mocking my true feelings, I have been nothing but nice to you. I am sincerely hurt by the fact that you would mock me so. I love you Jenna, and I would sincerely enjoy having anal *** with you in the ***.
Love,
Jake
Jenna March 25 at 1:55am Report
tempting...but no thanks.
Jacob Berrier March 25 at 2:12am
Jenna, that's not fair, my brother, Nate, always described the fact that the kind of *** you enjoyed the most was the kind that involved his throbbing **** pounding into and out of your ***. My **** is at least as big as his and I have the stamina to destroy a saint. I can keep going all night and all day, your *** hole will BLEED from the intensity of my veiny ****. I really wanna have anal *** with you. Geoff is in for seconds and he is like a hurricane with the intensity of his raucous love making, a powerful wind that finishes that which has already been ravaged by the initial force of the hurricane, copious amounts of blood will be surging like the recent tsunami which is your anus.
Love,
Jake
p.s. I'm new to this sexting thing, am I doing it right?
Jenna March 25 at 12:53pm Report
you're so much better at sexting than nate. and Geoff doesnt get seconds
Jenna March 25 at 12:53pm Report
he gets firsts
Jacob Berrier March 26 at 1:51am
love train.
Jenna March 26 at 1:24pm Report
good thinkin
Jacob Berrier April 9 at 9:58pm
I am now over you. I have found someone else who enjoys my whale ***** in her ***. Her name is Yolanda Simmons and her **** are as big as full hefty bags. Were going to the virgin islands to finally get it it laid. We are freaks.
Jenna April 11 at 10:48am Report
i will forever be filled with jealously and rage, for Yolanda Simmons has stolen my man... but i understand BYE.
