HAHA, People are fucking stupid over here in Phoenix, all the fucking time! I went to the Doctor yesterday around 230pm, Not too much traffic, but I had a convoy of vehicles coming up on my ***. So, I just cruise, fuckem, they can go around. Well, as I am cruising along doing 65, I catch a glimpse of some jack *** cutting across all 5 lanes of traffic. He started from the carpool and came about 2 inches from my front bumper. I slowed down when I saw him coming. (This is why he didn’t hit me.) He kept going. diagonal across the whole thing and SMASHED full force, 65mph into the retaining wall on the outside lane. Then, he banked off that wall and began cutting across all 5 lanes of traffic back over to the carpool retaining wall, ALMOST making me T-BONE his ***, since I had slowed down. I had to pull some fucking Maneuvers straight out of the gran trismo playbook and snake around to get ahead of his ***, because I had all those fuckers coming up on my *** quick. It would have been me hitting him and them hitting us, or him pinning me against the retaining wall and then them hitting us. Well, after I got my lucky *** around his car, HE SMASHED INTO THE OTHER RETAINING WALL. I was like WTF HOLLY SHIT, I pullover to check my car out, in case I got clipped. did not, but then here comes FUCKFACE, leaving the scene, flying the best he can with 3 blown tires, down the frontage road, dipping in the dirt. finally stopped at the off ramp intersection. I drove by to see what this jack *** looked like, hoping it was a blonde or a really fucked up bloody mess, but nope. the dude looked like a crack head teen. Moral of this story: Video game FTMFW!!!!