Lol @ Alpine's Manual

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While I was looking through my warranty booklet yesterday it says that any act of "God" ie: floods or other such natural disasters aren't covered. I just thought that was kind of funny and odd at the same time? What about the people who don't believe in God, do the same rules still apply to them? Just some food for thought

 
Acts of God are acts that can't be otherwise explained. If a badger randomly jumped in your car, ripped your HU to shreds, peed on your baby, and ran, it would be an Act of God because you can't classify it as damage by anything else.

If you're not religious, you'll have to take it in stride, because whoever validates the warranty must be.

 
Thanks for clearing that up, I myself am indeed a religious man. It is indeed an interesting fact that it can be considered a legal term. Also I enjoyed your explanation about peeing on my baby //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 
If I was the owner of Alpine, I wouldnt change the "Act of God" in the manuals even if people complained about it. This country started around our "God" and I dont think we need to change that really. Its been like that for over 200 years...why change now. If you dont like it...go back to where ever the hell you came from...thats what I think.

 
If I was the owner of Alpine, I wouldnt change the "Act of God" in the manuals even if people complained about it. This country started around our "God" and I dont think we need to change that really. Its been like that for over 200 years...why change now. If you dont like it...go back to where ever the hell you came from...thats what I think.
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