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I couldnt buy any last night... My raghead friend wasn't working.. Some older white woman was and she wouldnt sell me any.. Ragheads for the win in alcohol sales! Stupid white woman..

So what did I do?? Especially seeing as how I had my girl with me and SHE wanted to get drunk also.. I called up my 27 year old buddy from work and met him in town around where he was at! Gave him a $20 and he gets me 2 6-packs of Smirnoff Twisted Watermelon! Friends over 21 for the win also!

 
I couldnt buy any last night... My raghead friend wasn't working.. Some older white woman was and she wouldnt sell me any.. Ragheads for the win in alcohol sales! Stupid white woman..
So what did I do?? Especially seeing as how I had my girl with me and SHE wanted to get drunk also.. I called up my 27 year old buddy from work and met him in town around where he was at! Gave him a $20 and he gets me 2 6-packs of Smirnoff Twisted Watermelon! Friends over 21 for the win also!

ohhh yea because flavored water gets you real drunk:rolleyes:

 
ohhh yea because flavored water gets you real drunk:rolleyes:
lawl. not in oklahoma. it's only 2 or 3% beer (bitch beer or not). in texas they have 6 point, and even then, their bitch beer is still 5% so i was getting pretty typsy off of 3-4. lol.

oh and i found out, we sell 12 point german beer somewhere here around okc. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 
theres no one at all not even cousin's alcoholic aunts uncles? know any drug dealers? i unno i guess im a lucky one im 17 and dont hang out with anyone below 18 most of the time there are a couple friends that are my age or a year or 2 younger. most of my friends are over 21 my bestfriend is 28 talk bout not getting charged extra. all my other friends that want alcohol gets charged like 10 bucks lol

 
lawl. not in oklahoma. it's only 2 or 3% beer (bitch beer or not). in texas they have 6 point, and even then, their bitch beer is still 5% so i was getting pretty typsy off of 3-4. lol.
oh and i found out, we sell 12 point german beer somewhere here around okc. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

get some steel reserve or md 20/20

steel reserve is only bout 5 bucks for a 12 pack of 12 ounce cans or a dollar for a 24 ounce can. slam a couple 24 ounce cans and see how you feel

 
For crying out loud! Just get someone who is over 21 to buy you beer. Easy as hell to do....
No shit...pull a 'hey you' at the LQ man! But prepared to be laughed at //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/up2something.gif.dd110ecf3ae4b76050d87598f2f8de7c.gif

 
So I've been on the net trying to get some liquor (yes I'm a minor). And all the sites requre proof of legal age upon delivery. Am i going to encounter this with all websites? I can order Absinthe from the UK and that will work out fine, does anyone else have any ideas/places/ways to get hold of some liquor?
wow you are sooooooooooooo cool:ban:

 
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