Captain_Ahab
5,000+ posts
BUCK FAMA
Well it all started at 3 AM one Sunday May morning.What the heck happened to you anyway?
I got jumped and knocked out.
Found the guy in September.
He hides, gets his friends on me.
I proceed to whip one of their ***** and the rest chicken out.
Halloween night when I was Obama the guy who originally jumped me had someone pull me out of the bathroom at the bar and say he wanted a picture. I walk out of the bathroom and WHAM! Blindsided and knocked to the ground.
It sucked. But I got free drinks the rest of the night. And a black security guard got a hold of the guy who did it. I told everybody it was a hate crime. I still had a blast.
