Legendary Funky Pups

[Cliff_in_VA]

Today, after 20 years of storage in a decommissioned bunker, I finally opened the shipping carton containing two Funky Pup 12's. Since these are banned in 9 states, and considered WMDs in several countries, I am rather dubious about posting. My neighbors, and the surrounding town may be on the news in the near future, needing disaster relief to rebuild everything.

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[mat3833 10+ year member]

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[Cliff_in_VA]

 

[Popwarhomie 5,000+ posts]

The holy grail!

 

[hispls 5,000+ posts]

 

[Grimmjoww]

I heard these were in fact designed by Chuck Norris.

 

[Deiimos]

Absolute beasts. Be careful. I'm scared just knowing they are installed in someone's vehicle.

 

[Cliff_in_VA]

Absolute beasts. Be careful. I'm scared just knowing they are installed in someone's vehicle.

Since installing them into a box yesterday, I have yet to connect them to an amp, because I'm worried about the irreversible, and permanent bodily damage that will occur. I have every right to be scared. It's like watching a train wreck: you want to see what happens and can't look away, even though you know the results of the catastrophe.

 

[Dafaseles]

Just be careful! The rumor is that the large Hadron Collider in Switzerland is just 2 of those Funky Pups in a Isobaric chamber enclosure

 

[Grimmjoww]

Since installing them into a box yesterday, I have yet to connect them to an amp, because I'm worried about the irreversible, and permanent bodily damage that will occur. I have every right to be scared. It's like watching a train wreck: you want to see what happens and can't look away, even though you know the results of the catastrophe.

I don't care what amp you have, it won't be enough.

 

[Grimmjoww]

Just be careful! The rumor is that the large Hadron Collider in Switzerland is just 2 of those Funky Pups in a Isobaric chamber enclosure

It's rumored the pups were used to take down the hulk in the scene with the sound waves.

 

[Cliff_in_VA]

A few years ago, there were talks of using one as the ship's propulsion source for the mission to Mars, but it was ultimately dismissed as being too dangerous.

 

[Deiimos]

I’ve heard these things can produce so much pressure, that they can liquefy your internal organs almost instantly if you’re stupid enough to be in a vehicle while they’re playing. The company that makes these won’t even test them after being assembled for fear of building collapse.

Stay safe, and stay out of the vehicle after hooking an amp up. If we don't hear back from you, RIP.

 

[Tahoe12]

It's weird people think this is funny.

 

[Deiimos]

And I thought my personality was dull...

On a side note, Cliff must have hooked these up June 13, as that was the last time he was online.