A Chinaman and a black woman were stuck next to each other on a plane, when suddenly the plane started to dive and the pilots yelled, "We're gonna crash!". Immediately the Chinaman sprung into action, and spread the black woman's legs, pull downed her panties and forced himself into her ******.
Amazingly the pilots were able to bring the plane to an emergency landing, at which the black woman ran outside spread her legs and shook violently until the Chinaman fell out. "Just what the **** did you think you were doing!?" she screamed. "Ling Ling know the best place to be in plane crash", the Chinaman replied, "black box."