Kids and the stuff they get you into to...........

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

Little kids are awesome. It never surprises me to hear anything that would come out of a child's mouth. If only we can teach them pick-up lines, then whenever you're in a store or something you would be a chick magnet.

 

[_DjScrew_ 5,000+ posts]

lol that would be great... hey son get her! lol

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

ramos...that made my day dude... we've missed you.. I remember when I first posted here and all your posts...

glad to have you back,that shit was hilarious

 

[Diplexers 10+ year member]

This happened about 4 years ago. My sister has a girl and a boy. At the time this happened my nephew was only 2-3 years old.....my brother in law thought it would be funny to teach him to say "I like nipples". Well he learned to say it crystal clear. One day me and my nephew and brother in law are at the grocery store buying some barbaque necessities. When we go through the check out. My nephew looks at the cashier lady and says "I like nipples" I about died. His dad has to act like he didn't know where that came from too. I laughed so hard in the parking lot I almost puked.

About three weeks later my sister and all the kids went to go visit her grandparents, well long story short preston walkes up to grandma and tells her he likes nipples.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

hahahah, great stories ramos

so glad you're back man, story time is the greatest

 

[analogkid]

my mom told me when i was like 3 or 4 the jehovas witness were making their way door to door in my neighborhood. my mom uneasily but politely told them she wasnt interested. they came back in a second wave later so i ran and opened the door yelling " we dont want any", and slammed the door. must have been all those cartoons.

 

[ramos 5,000+ posts]

my mom told me when i was like 3 or 4 the jehovas witness were making their way door to door in my neighborhood. my mom uneasily but politely told them she wasnt interested. they came back in a second wave later so i ran and opened the door yelling " we dont want any", and slammed the door. must have been all those cartoons.

brings back a story from my collegiate heavy drinking days //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif Many, many moons ago whilst I was in college myself and a couple of teammates shared a house together off campus. I don't know what it was, but at least one day every week the morman's would come knocking on the door early ( relative term to a bunch of college drunks //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif ) for like 5 months straight. I don't know maybe we looked like we were satanic or atheist or something. Any how, this got to be quite annoying after a while. So I formulated a plan //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/up2something.gif.dd110ecf3ae4b76050d87598f2f8de7c.gif ........I was prepared next time they came a knockin. Ran to to the kitchen grabbed the biggest knife I could find, splashed ketchup all over my shirt, hands, arms, and the knife. Went to the door and waited for them to knock again ( you know they will ) about half way through the second knock. I yanked the door open real fast. And yelled "what the he!! do you want ?? " The two guys standing there looked like the had just seen a ghost. They appologized for disturbing me and left. And never came back again //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[Chevyaudio 5,000+ posts]

Pretty d@mn good stories, i needed that this morning

 

[Johnny Drama 5,000+ posts]

brings back a story from my collegiate heavy drinking days //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif Many, many moons ago whilst I was in college myself and a couple of teammates shared a house together off campus. I don't know what it was, but at least one day every week the morman's would come knocking on the door early ( relative term to a bunch of college drunks //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif ) for like 5 months straight. I don't know maybe we looked like we were satanic or atheist or something. Any how, this got to be quite annoying after a while. So I formulated a plan //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/up2something.gif.dd110ecf3ae4b76050d87598f2f8de7c.gif ........I was prepared next time they came a knockin. Ran to to the kitchen grabbed the biggest knife I could find, splashed ketchup all over my shirt, hands, arms, and the knife. Went to the door and waited for them to knock again ( you know they will ) about half way through the second knock. I yanked the door open real fast. And yelled "what the he!! do you want ?? " The two guys standing there looked like the had just seen a ghost. They appologized for disturbing me and left. And never came back again //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

Ramos, we are so glad you are back. Love the stories. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif