Kids and the stuff they get you into to...........

[ramos 5,000+ posts]

I know most of you guys are of the younger persuasion. But some of you have kids, and those that don't yet have something to look forward to. I have the house to myself now. So my sisters and brother have decided I get to be the babysitter for my nieces and nephews sometimes at night, and on the weekends. Doesn't really bother me most of the time. I get along with them, and If I don't I can always relish in the fact they go home eventually //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif Anyway had my little niece the other day. She has a two year old body, and 20 year old mouth. Repeats everything she hears, and quite clearly I might add. Have to go to Walmart ( my second home ) to get some paint. Knowing my little niece, I decide to put her in the buggy ( left my running shoes at home //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif ). Surprisingly no fuss. So I think I got it made now, start heading back towards the paint. Get to the paint and start looking for what I need. We turn the corner and there's a rather larger woman standing in the way. Me being the polite person I am, I waited a few seconds as it appeared she was moving ( couldn't really tell to be honest ). After a minute or so I said excuse me to try to get by. I don't know if she heard me or not, so I said it again. About this time my little niece turns to the lady and hollers " Move Fat A$$ " //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif For a split second I almost started to die laughing. But after a quick assesment of the situation. I could feel my face getting redder by the millisecond, and now the woman had turned around with a look of astonishment on her face. I told my niece that was rude and made her apologize to the woman. The woman still looked upset ,accepted my nieces apology. After that we proceeded to grab what I needed and make a hasty retreat.

 

 

 

Chapter 2 //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

My sister calls and asks if I can take her and my nephew (6) to the grocery store. She said she doesn't need much so it shouldn't take very long. So I said sure, head over to there house and get them. My sister swears up and down that my little nephew acts just like me ( spends alot time around me go figure ) any how. We are at the grocery store, my sister proceeds to take 6 years to get about 10 things. Go through the checkout with no major issues. As we are heading out the door I noticed people standing outside the door handing out some kind of literature. My little nephew being the inquistive ba$tard that he is has to know what they are doing. As we walk out the door, an older lady approaches him and hands him a pamphlet dealing with church. She smiles at him. Then she looks at my sister and I and says " Do you know if your going to hell or not ? " I thought this was a rather odd question for anybody to start off a conversation with. But before I got a chance to answer. My little nephew spouts out " Why, do you need a ride ? " Again I almost wet myself trying to hold the laughter in. A very dirty look insues from the lady. So we turn and walk away. I turn to my sister who almost literally has smoke coming out of her ears now. She starts telling me I need to watch what I say around her son, as he learned stuff like that from me..............

 

 

Anybody else had any moments like this ? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

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[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

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She's going to be very interesting when she gets older, heh.

 

[mrray13 10+ year member]

" do you need a ride?" roflmao...omg...i think i just wet myself from laughing so hard...

it is really good having you back bro!! i missed those stories....

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/peace.gif.2db28b618ed8d1964ebbe2f5021d2c39.gif

 

[tRiGgEr 5,000+ posts]

Those are some awsome kids. I would want to sit them more often:laugh: Want a ride //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif I need to remember that one...

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

That was a good story. I have one about my little cousin. We were in a safeway, Me my little cousin (girl 3 or 4) and her dad. Well some guy like cut him off when my uncle was turning the isle, my uncle said son of...and held his tongue, but he mumbled it so low i barely heard it. Then the little girl screams out "My daddy is gonan kick your ***" everyone heard, some people laughed some were jsut shocked. I laughed I couldnt help it. The guy just looked back and looked. My uncle apologized and told her not to say that blah blah. iM not a good story teller.

 

[saywhat? 5,000+ posts]

" do you need a ride?" roflmao...omg...i think i just wet myself from laughing so hard...



it is really good having you back bro!! i missed those stories....

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/peace.gif.2db28b618ed8d1964ebbe2f5021d2c39.gif

hahahah stories like those make my day. i only hope my kids are like this. i would love a kid that can get bcak at me hahahaha. but thats the kid in me talkin. it may gett him in trouble at school, but hell......whats life without a little rebelion : )

 

[req 5,000+ posts]

wow ramos.

little kids are freggin hilarious. my girlfriends little cousin katie, at the time 2 or 3 and her parents were visiting for a few days, then everyone was going somewhere on vacation i believe. well her grandparents (a bit off the deepend they are) came over to visit to see katie and the rest of the family (i think they hate me //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif ) so katie is running all over the place like little kids do, and the grandparents arrive. so the doorbell rings, and she rushes to see who it could be. the door opens and they are like HELOO KATIE //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

and she says "What the f*ck are you doing here! go back home!" and she slams the door on them! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

when i heard that story i just about crapped my pants because i bet everyone was thinking the same thing lol! im pretty sure thats how the story went. ill double check though //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

by the way, welcome back again ramos!

 

[sumone 10+ year member]

...the funny thing is that the person that the kids say that stuff to would be madder at the parents than at the kids themselves...cause people always seem to think "kids don't know any better" and I think that's BS.

 

[Alpineinstaller 10+ year member]

awesome stories.

 

[Patrick Simmons 10+ year member]

I needed that. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[_DjScrew_ 5,000+ posts]

LOL!!! keep the stories coming.. i have one, but i don't want to offend gary coleman ... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

There's nothing you can possibly say that would offend him on here...trust me, if there was, we would have found it by now //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif ...and exploited it to no end //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[bimma85 5,000+ posts]

Thats some comedy right there. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rotflol.gif.b453361716769b8110ddefc85ff03cd2.gif

 

[_DjScrew_ 5,000+ posts]

well my friends are kinda... racial... and my friends 5 year old cousin was outside with us and the black kid across the street walks by and dropped something in front of the house. and my friends little cousin(6 or 7) says "hey you little ****** pick that up" and the kid actually picked it up. i'm not racial myself but in the situtation, i thought it was funny.

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

I think you mean "racist"..."racial" used in that context leaves a slightly different meaning //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif