Kicked outta the bar... whens the last time?

[power-fanatic07 5,000+ posts]

Got kicked out earlier tonight, my friends are all douchebags who like to fight
Granted that dude tonight shouldn't have said what he did to that girl, no sirr ree bob

love the ava

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

i met my boyfriend in a bar

 

[stephenpaul655 10+ year member]

I have never been kicked out of a bar. Seems like I'm missing out on all the fun!!

 

[WOT]

IT WASNT FUN!!! It ruined my night, and I didnt even do anything lol

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Forums dont get you laid, nor do they make memories worth rememberring

Bullshit on both.

 

[jpexpc 10+ year member]

Bullshit on both.

x2

Everytime I Pwn n00bz on here my sister is like "hellz ya bichez" and fires up the Marvin Gaye for sexy time.

 

[eharri3 10+ year member]

"All I did was walk up and ask for a beer and the bartender got pissed and had me kicked out of the bar"... yeah, right. Im throwin the flag out.

I strongly suspect some of us may not be remembering and telling these stories exactly as they happened or only remembering the details that make them look like the innocent victim due to alcohol-induced selective memory.

It's never happened to me and probably never will. I tend to avoid hanging out with people who use alcohol as an excuse to be rowdier, ruder, and more obnoxious than they are when sober. I always hear stuff like 'He can be a real *** when he's drunk.' I find that people who are all around jerks when they get alcohol in them are all around jerks period, but just don't let it out so much until they go to the bar and knock back a few.

I am a drinker and get pretty shitfaced from time to time and pretty much conduct myself in the same way in that state as I do when I'm sober other than stumbling around a bit more and finding everything alot funnier. I've had one or two people try to start shit with with me in the bar for whatever reason. "You're more man than I am and I wouldn't win" always seems to appease them even though I know they're not and I probably would. I know people who get into confrontations in bars on a regular basis who still probably haven't figured out why I don't go out with them.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

All I know is I am finding bars less and less attractive places to be, and I still have 2 weeks til I can LEGALLY drink.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

I have been thrown out of a bar for falling asleep. Hell, I fell asleep in a bar last night.

 

[AVSTANG02]

I've been kicked out a lot.

The last time I got kicked out.. I was at the opening night of a really trendy bar/club and I was waiting for a drink at the bar and the ****ing waitresses would just not serve me. I felt like they were ignoring me because I wasn't up to the standards of the bar.. so I was annoyed..

So when the waitress finally came over to me.. I asked her if she knew how to make money and if she could tell the rich from the poor jokers not leaving tips.

Then I moved my arm as I was telling her off and knocked a empty glass over on the bar which was tile and the glass broke.

Well at that point EVERYONE started flipping out and the bouncers dragged me out by my neck.

It was completely by accident.. The bartender should have been clearing the empty glasses off the bar anyways.. not my fault..

 

[jdawg90 10+ year member]

uhh don't count but my friend got piss drunk then ended up getting caught doing coke in the bathroom then woke up the next day not remembering anything other than walking somewhere with the girl he met, my friend had to tell him he got arrested bc he had no idea when he woke up. My friend bailed him out and to this day we do not know what he got arrested for.

 

[Proximity 10+ year member]

Very descriptive to say the least. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

thats because nothing actually happened

 

[ejschultz 10+ year member]

I've never been kicked out of a bar. I handle myself fairly well after about 8-10 beers. I become funny, at least that's what I think, but everyone else is usually laughing too. I probably do some stupid stuff but nothing over the top to get kicked out. I can't say the same for walmart though. I can't remember how many times I've been kicked out of there. #96 is the code for most of their intercoms. Have fun with that.