When was the last time you were booted from the bar?
I went to my usual downtown place tonight, with 3 buddies and one girl I didnt know, we were all chillin at my place earlier just havin a good grillout and playin horseshoes. Well after some talkin and some beers we decide to skip the movies, have a couple more, and go to the bar to see a live band of someone we knew.
Im drivin so I take'r easy on the bottles, my friends are all 8-12 deep, my buddies date was practically ready to upchuck, we head out. Im driving
Get there, park, everyone gets id'd by the bouncer and they pat ya down. Into the bar, see a few friends, mingle before grabbing any drinks. I go upto the bar to grab the first round. Ask the bartender (young girl) for 4 buds.
"how much have you had to drink tonight??"
me- "a couple I dunno, not much, why??"
"youre past your limit, I cant serve you"
me - (I literally laugh)"youre serious?"
And she walks away doesnt look back serves someone else, so with my head held low I go back to my friends and send one of them up to buy. Comes back hands me a beer. Almost INSTANTLY!!!!!!!!! ****in bouncer comes over and tells me I gotta leave bartender says Im drunk and defiant. WTF!!!
Little back and forth arguing was getting me knowwhere, even though Im obviously fine and not drunk. I leave
So I told my friends to stay, whatever. So here I am @ home, sober, pissed and no girl. Best part is I told them I would go back and get them when they wanted to leave since I was the ride. So I cant even go to ****in bed and forget about it.
I feel like goin back with a flaming molotov
