Kicked outta the bar... whens the last time?

When was the last time you were booted from the bar?

I went to my usual downtown place tonight, with 3 buddies and one girl I didnt know, we were all chillin at my place earlier just havin a good grillout and playin horseshoes. Well after some talkin and some beers we decide to skip the movies, have a couple more, and go to the bar to see a live band of someone we knew.

Im drivin so I take'r easy on the bottles, my friends are all 8-12 deep, my buddies date was practically ready to upchuck, we head out. Im driving

Get there, park, everyone gets id'd by the bouncer and they pat ya down. Into the bar, see a few friends, mingle before grabbing any drinks. I go upto the bar to grab the first round. Ask the bartender (young girl) for 4 buds.

"how much have you had to drink tonight??"

me- "a couple I dunno, not much, why??"

"youre past your limit, I cant serve you"

me - (I literally laugh)"youre serious?"

And she walks away doesnt look back serves someone else, so with my head held low I go back to my friends and send one of them up to buy. Comes back hands me a beer. Almost INSTANTLY!!!!!!!!! ****in bouncer comes over and tells me I gotta leave bartender says Im drunk and defiant. WTF!!!

Little back and forth arguing was getting me knowwhere, even though Im obviously fine and not drunk. I leave

So I told my friends to stay, whatever. So here I am @ home, sober, pissed and no girl. Best part is I told them I would go back and get them when they wanted to leave since I was the ride. So I cant even go to ****in bed and forget about it.

I feel like goin back with a flaming molotov

 
No its shitty, Ive only been kicked outta a bar once before, and it was because my ex showed up and I started a fight and I was piss hammerred.

Im god ****ed sober, didnt do anything wrong, my friends were drunk (THEY SERVED MY FRIEND WHO WAS ALMOST FALLIN OVER!!!!!) and I ME MYSELF get booted.

Like I think someone told them to kick me out or something, cause theres no way it hapned how I saw it

 
**** thats fvcked up dude lol. a few months ago some of my friends told me to meet them at this sports bar to shoot some pool n shit. well i had lost my id like 2 days before, im 28 and don't get id'd much so i really didn't think nothin of it. so i shower and get all gq, stop and get some cigs and gum..didn't get id'd. walked into the bar said what up to the bouncer (been in there several times before) and go up to the bar and ask for a bud light she asks me for my id im like are you serious *****. so i walk straight to where my friends are and start telling them whats up then the bouncer walks over and tells me i gotta leave. man thats the most ****ed up feeling in the world lol.

 
i got kicked out a couple times for retarded shit, recently got kicked out got caught getting head (FROM A CHICK) in a bathroom bahaha it was a cool story tho
Let me guess.......your Megan Fox look alike ex-girlfriend was also an exhibitionist, right?

 
Got kicked out earlier tonight, my friends are all douchebags who like to fight
Granted that dude tonight shouldn't have said what he did to that girl, no sirr ree bob
Very descriptive to say the least. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 
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