adulbrich
5,000+ posts
Olive oil un-virginer
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Life was ok until I started fucking around with two different girls. On Sunday after picking one of them up, I backed into my friend's dad's Ford F250. Broke one of my tail lights and bent the bumper a small bit on my truck. Totaled his Ford....... $120 for my new tail ligts, $120 ticket, and now my insurance rates have gone up.
On my way to the other girl's house today, I ran out of gas. After fucking her and leaving her house, I got pulled over and got a $60 seatbelt ticket... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/mad.gif.c18f003ab0ef8a0d9c27ca78d77a6392.gif
Neither girl wants a "relationship" right now, but they want to be "exclusive" //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif
Fuckin' karma man //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif
FML
Life was ok until I started fucking around with two different girls. On Sunday after picking one of them up, I backed into my friend's dad's Ford F250. Broke one of my tail lights and bent the bumper a small bit on my truck. Totaled his Ford....... $120 for my new tail ligts, $120 ticket, and now my insurance rates have gone up.
On my way to the other girl's house today, I ran out of gas. After fucking her and leaving her house, I got pulled over and got a $60 seatbelt ticket... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/mad.gif.c18f003ab0ef8a0d9c27ca78d77a6392.gif
Neither girl wants a "relationship" right now, but they want to be "exclusive" //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif
Fuckin' karma man //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif
FML
