just got my income tax check, yo!!

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it was a little over 2800.00.... funny thing is, i dont work!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

now fools, help me think of ways to blow this stack.

gogogogogo!
so to state the obvious:

you are broke all year eatin romen noodles n sht, watchin public tv and smokin other peoples weed.

you have no purpose and really no reason to be alive

you got a check because u worked one day at taco bell and decided it was to hard, then u claimed 2 (you, yourself and grandma), got homestead credit(when grandma pays the rent) and the EIC for the one day u worked.

Also, you just got it now cause you had to fill it out by hand and finally found enough change for a stamp.

So now you think you got infinite money, you buy a big bag a weed, case of colt 45 and do that like 10 times till u smoke your last roach then sit around for the next 9 months talkin bout that time you had all that money.

The IRS finally figures you out and you live out the next 20 years doing said things without money till you die watchin judge judy and no one finds your body for like 3 weeks and now the tax payers once again have to pay for your azz cause some poor guy has to scrape u out of the lazy boy.

 
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