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[pitbull12887 10+ year member]

just got home from the stripclub with 3 buddies....My friend fell in love with this one chick (best looking one there) and they kept flirting...he ended up spending $100 on dances from her... this was my first time and i had literally every chick coming over and sittin on my lap. One phillepino(sp?) chick came over and was kissing on my neck and rubbin my dick and sayin all kinds of stuff. But she wasnt too pretty soo i just acted like i wasnt interested and she finally left. Then came back a little later on and started doign it again //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif . But it was pretty fun for a first time...we spent like $350 and had the busiest table while we were there lol. Suppose to go back next weekend.

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[tEh koRnDog 5,000+ posts]

kewl

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Sounds like they are pretty good at doing their jobs, and how many of you left there with blue balls? Congratulations on wasting your money. I could think of a million ways to spend $350 more intelligently.

 

[poundindak69]

nice, im hittin up the nearest strip club on my b-day

 

[Calikid 5,000+ posts]

I can't go to strip clubs, i see ***** and then i start humping whatever is near me //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[nismos14 5,000+ posts]

Um ya you were the busiest table because you idiots spent so much money.

They flirt with you and act like they wanna f u so then can make MORE money, and guess what? It worked, dumfux. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[BreakingBad]

strip clubs - pointless unless its being paid for by someone other than you.

otherwise, i just find a girl i wanna fu*k and fu*k her, and thats free.

 

[DaGh0st 5,000+ posts]

heh waste of money....get a gf and get free dances.

 

[tEh koRnDog 5,000+ posts]

strip clubs - pointless unless its being paid for by someone other than you.
otherwise, i just find a girl i wanna fu*k and fu*k her, and thats free.

I know, since your just such a pimp.

 

[JLJunkieMX107 10+ year member]

heh waste of money....get a gf and get free dances.

Ahh but a g/f is much more expensive than a lap dance lol

 

[snova031]

Ahh but a g/f is much more expensive than a lap dance lol

At least you'll get laid every once in a while.

And, if the g/f isn't a *****, her herpes won't jump from her ***-splattered thong to your crotchal region like a skanky stripper's would.

 

[pitbull12887 10+ year member]

plus it was my bday the 8th so i got in for free and everything (friend paid)

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

My friend fell in love with this one chick (best looking one there) and they kept flirting...he ended up spending $100 on dances from her...

Yeah that is how it usually works //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

One phillepino(sp?) chick came over and was kissing on my neck and rubbin my dick and sayin all kinds of stuff.

They all do that. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif:laugh:

The last time I went to a strip club the chick was standing above me and bumping her clit into my nose, so she goes to turn around and out of nowhere I get this god awful putrid smell and I could have sworn the ***** shit herself. Thankfully she didn't because I would have had a straight cleveland steamer all on my tshirt that night.

As you can imagine I didn't go for the third dance and have yet to visit a strip club since (mainly due to the fact I met me wife)

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

I hope my friends have more wits about them to realize how unwise of an investment strip clubs are, especially at $350.

 

[bumpin buick 5,000+ posts]

there is a new club around here and one of my budds got a girl to come back with him for 200 and they had a great night i guess. Hes kind of an idiot but he said they used protection and they had great kinky ***