Jesus Take the Wheel

[garrettpf 10+ year member]

The op is becoming quiet the troll.

No job. And besides, I was trolling back when we turned a dial on a phone, hung it on a brick and tela-type on an actual type writer connected to MIT

add to that the fact that I got kicked off of tdiclub.com and nothingbutreality.com went under //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

What bothers me the most about this thread is the fact that I capitalized Jesus, Take and Wheel but not "the". Which is the norm as well for "and", "or" and "is" et al.

Why is that? it's not fair.

By the way, I am currently the same age as Peter Griffiin. And no I do not do drugs or drink //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[SRim23 5,000+ posts]

Real funny fvcker, that was me and thanks for stopping //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/verymad.gif.3f39c5c2fd57527b671fad3efdfac756.gif

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haha, nah they said he died on impact. I would of stopped but there were like 20 construction workers (they were working overnight) running over to him so i figured it was taken care of.

it was like 3 am, i watched the 5 oclock news and they said the workers think he fell asleep at the wheel. i wanted to call the news station and tell them theres no way since he came up behind me and passed me like a freakin nascar driver..... but i figured id let people think it was an accident and not that he was just a ****ing retard. i was doing 70 just about to slow down for the work zone and he flew by me fast enough to shake my car.... had to be doing 100 at least.

put it like this. he was in a white 2 door car, no bigger than my civic, and he hit a backhoe and sent the backhoe more than 100 feet. he had to be going pretty **** fast.

 

[rc10mike 10+ year member]

Same thing happened to me yesterday, except he asked me to buy his fake bling bling watch. I was going to post it here too.

 

[jdawg 5,000+ posts]

wasnt there like 3 movies about this shit

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

last time I picked up a hitch hiker he had wicked BO and my truck stunk for days....guess the real stories aren't as glorious, oh wells

 

[AVSTANG02]

Here's a true story.

My cousin was hit by a Subway train and died in the hospital hours later.

My little cousin (his sister) had no idea he had been in an accident and had no idea anything had happened.

Well at the same time the doctors pronounced him to be dead.

She had a dream of him saying Good Bye to her.

We know it was the same time because she woke and told my sister, who was at the house, that she had the dream and then a few moments later her parents called to tell my sister he had passed away.

That's spooky.

Actually to add a bit more sadness with another story the day after the funeral the family was sitting down to dinner and the same sister said "Oh let me get John for dinner" and then realized what she had said and remembered that he was gone.

 

[smd4life 5,000+ posts]

i hate when nG comes up with those ghey stories!!!!!