Jesus Take the Wheel

[garrettpf 10+ year member]

Okay, you want to hear supernatural?!?!
I was driving, picked up a hitch hiker, (wasnt to far out of town) He looked to be just broken down or something, didnt have a backpack or a beard... nice and clean actually... he had a water with him.... which he put in my cupholder...

About 20 minutes later he asks me to please pull over. So I did, I thought he had to piss or something... He just sits there and stares out the front window... He says okay we can go... I was a little weirded out by it. But in a hurry I pull on the road and get goin back to town. Not another 5 mintues I look up ahead and see about 10 cars piled up and people on the road...dead... one lady that stopped can running up to my drivers side window said it just happened not 5 minutes ago.... she runs back to her van and i turn to talk to the guy and hes gone. Now in my durango the lights turn on when a door is opened... THE DOOR NEVER OPENED.... cause the lights never came on.... I never seen him again

I looked down and his water is still there... I still have the bottle to this day...

Ok, story kinda unbelievable but sounds good since he still has the bottle eh.

Well, my GF saw this thread and remembered the story and did a simple google search and came up with several thousand hits on this exact story. A few of the parts are changed around a bit and some of the hits show "urban legend" or "Christan sermon".

Regardless, the poster said this happened to him as if it really did, as it turns out he is a liar. Religious propaganda. Is that a sin or is it ok?

Maybe the original poster will chime in and explain why he lied to all of us //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

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[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

They'll do anything to try and convert us...history has shown this as well.

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

another reason why pot should not be legalized...

 

[sinicle 10+ year member]

All I can say is.. OH SNAP! That's awesome that your GF looked into it. His name was RE_XXX something. Stupid religion folk...

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

I wonder if he drank the water?

 

[ctt0002 10+ year member]

another reason why pot should not be legalized...

Its not the weed, its the meth

 

[IDSkoT 5,000+ posts]

Ok, story kinda unbelievable but sounds good since he still has the bottle eh.
Well, my GF saw this thread and remembered the story and did a simple google search and came up with several thousand hits on this exact story. A few of the parts are changed around a bit and some of the hits show "urban legend" or "Christan sermon".

Regardless, the poster said this happened to him as if it really did, as it turns out he is a liar. Religious propaganda. Is that a sin or is it ok?

Maybe the original poster will chime in and explain why he lied to all of us //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

It's an old wive's tale... there's so many variations of this story going around, which even furthers it's trek into unbelievable territory.

 

[SRim23 5,000+ posts]

this one crazy driver, real late at night and in a work zone, flew past me and was driving crazy. well when he flew by me i said "you know what, i hope that ******* gets into a crash and dies" not 45 seconds up the road he ran into a backhoe and died...... when i passed his car was filled with air bags and i saw his arm hanging out the car..... i was the last person to see him alive.now that shit is creepy haha

does that mean i have super powers or something?

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

this one crazy driver, real late at night and in a work zone, flew past me and was driving crazy. well when he flew by me i said "you know what, i hope that ******* gets into a crash and dies" not 45 seconds up the road he ran into a backhoe and died...... when i passed his car was filled with air bags and i saw his arm hanging out the car..... i was the last person to see him alive.now that shit is creepy haha
does that mean i have super powers or something?

Go jump off your house and then report back.

 

[Haunz 10+ year member]

Jesus built my hot rod //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[theMessenjah44 10+ year member]

this one crazy driver, real late at night and in a work zone, flew past me and was driving crazy. well when he flew by me i said "you know what, i hope that ******* gets into a crash and dies" not 45 seconds up the road he ran into a backhoe and died...... when i passed his car was filled with air bags and i saw his arm hanging out the car..... i was the last person to see him alive.now that shit is creepy haha
does that mean i have super powers or something?

if you do, you need to go on trips through chicago with me and wish things on people

 

[Andrizzle 10+ year member]

This is the same stupid sh!t like all the ghey 9/11 stories

"omg i called in sick that day and I work in the WTC" - 'Its a miracle!'

No, it's not a miracle, its a coincidence - quit thinking your special.

"omg i was late and missed my flight! Mine was one of the 9/11 planes that crashed!" - 'It's a miracle!'

Once again, no.

If these things were true... It would be a miracle that I do not have a job @ the WTC, a miracle I did not have a flight scheduled for one of those planes. A miracle I was not a firefighter in the buildings when they fell. You get the point...

People need to stop thinking they're so special. Dam these jesus nut-huggers

 

[BobbyDD 10+ year member]

The op is becoming quiet the troll.

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

The op is becoming quiet the troll.

A horrible one.

 

[garrettpf 10+ year member]

this one crazy driver, real late at night and in a work zone, flew past me and was driving crazy. well when he flew by me i said "you know what, i hope that ******* gets into a crash and dies" not 45 seconds up the road he ran into a backhoe and died...... when i passed his car was filled with air bags and i saw his arm hanging out the car..... i was the last person to see him alive.now that shit is creepy haha
does that mean i have super powers or something?

Real funny fvcker, that was me and thanks for stopping //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/verymad.gif.3f39c5c2fd57527b671fad3efdfac756.gif

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