Jessica Simpson needs your help!

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

She wants you to get out there and dig through coyote shit to find her dog!

Jessica Simpson posted via twitter: My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR! We are searching. Hoping. Please help!

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[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

i'd do it for her.

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

If she had a real dog shit like this wouldn't happen.

 

[memphisguy87 10+ year member]

No help from me

 

[DB-Audio 10+ year member]

boo ****ing whoo man celebrity's are whiny little *****es

 

[revrider1 5,000+ posts]

I laughed so hard when I saw this on the news...

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

get out there and sift through some coyote shit!

 

[csu87 10+ year member]

id sift through her shit

while it was still in her butt

 

[bose301s 5,000+ posts]

What kind of dog did she have?

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

some ankle biter

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

"Jessica Simpson posted via twitter: My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR!"

Daisy is the new Hollywood term for anal virginity. I think the media misunderstood her totally.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

well then I must confess, I am that turd burglar

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I went looking for gold in her coal mine.

 

[fasfocus00 5,000+ posts]

What kind of dog did she have?

shit-zu????

 

[hatedonmostly 5,000+ posts]

i'd do it for her.

I'd do her for it.

id sift through her shit
while it was still in her butt

With my dick. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif