Jessica Alba is Preggorz!!!

[John3000 10+ year member]

nudez?

I wish...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crying.gif.ec0ebefe590df0251476573bc49e46d8.gif

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

Don't worry guys as soon as that little bastard child pops out she is off to Dr. Rey to get a vaginal rejuvenation and I will be promptly locking her in the closet with a stairmaster for 2-6 months depending on how hard she is working.

I will also be dropping the baby off at baby safe haven should any of you be interested in adopting my bastard love child.

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

nah, i don't like molito

 

[standard235 10+ year member]

Lmao.

I have several friends who got their shape back after 3 months. Not only are they as thin as before, but they have some big *** ******* now. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif Who am I to complain?

 

[John3000 10+ year member]

I will wait 4 proof.

Edit: I hear ya.

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

Lmao.
I have several friends who got their shape back after 3 months. Not only are they as thin as before, but they have some big *** ******* now. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif Who am I to complain?

time to put some beans in the gf's oven

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

Lmao.
I have several friends who got their shape back after 3 months. Not only are they as thin as before, but they have some big *** ******* now. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif Who am I to complain?

The problem is a lot of them DON'T get back in shape, I think most celebrities usually do because they have to for acting and to make money.

I know dozens of hoodrats that were pretty nice looking pre-baby and turned into total fat slobs after..

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

Tainted!!!!!

 

[John3000 10+ year member]

The problem is a lot of them DON'T get back in shape, I think most celebrities usually do because they have to for acting and to make money.
I agree and that shit is expensive.

I know dozens of hoodrats that were pretty nice looking pre-baby and turned into total fat slobs after..

Edited for accuracy.

Agreed.

 

[Liquid Bass 10+ year member]

can you guys say spider veins/cottage cheese?

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

another Jennifer Love Hewwitt? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[310w6 10+ year member]

last chance for what, herpes? lol

funny *** sh*t when i got to this:laugh:

 

[na_rsx 10+ year member]

funny *** sh*t when i got to this:laugh:

thanks, i try my best lol