jerking off with hot sauce

[chase007 10+ year member]

Anyone ever try putting their dick up their own butt?

Ever tried getting a girl friend?

 

[dave_damage 10+ year member]

it became wrong after the vids

My bad...

 

[PaulThompson229 10+ year member]

Anyone ever try putting their dick up their own butt?

I don't see how this would work, soft dick=not long enough, hard=not flexible enough, plus my balls would be in the way.

I can lick my wang, and almost **** it.

 

[chase007 10+ year member]

I don't see how this would work, soft dick=not long enough, hard=not flexible enough, plus my balls would be in the way.
I can lick my wang, and almost **** it.

Dude. . . . . . . You don't tell people that. . .

 

[Alpine4life89 10+ year member]

pain olympics ftl. That stuff is real, and i saw this dude cut his dick off before. He practically sawed it off.

 

[timaishu 10+ year member]

Dude. . . . . . . You don't tell people that. . .

Dont lie. I bet you've tried you ***.

 

[dave_damage 10+ year member]

I don't see how this would work, soft dick=not long enough, hard=not flexible enough, plus my balls would be in the way.
I can lick my wang, and almost **** it.

Speak for your self. I can touch the middle of my shoulder blades when my junk is soft..

 

[Alpine4life89 10+ year member]

Bengay does it. It rocks and is totally not gay.

hell yeah dude, last time i did it my dick had a reaction and swelled up really bad though.

Anyone ever try putting their dick up their own butt?

yeah, but it was too small so i couldn't park it.

 

[PaulThompson229 10+ year member]

Dude. . . . . . . You don't tell people that. . .

Dude..... Look at the thread I am posting in, I doubt there has been a single truthful thing said.

 

[chase007 10+ year member]

Dude..... Look at the thread I am posting in, I doubt there has been a single truthful thing said.

Your talking to a bunch of audio nerds that rather go see the new line of amps from a dealer then go on a date with a hot *****...

 

[timaishu 10+ year member]

Your talking to a bunch of audio nerds that rather go see the new line of amps from a dealer then go on a date with a hot *****...

Chill out *****. Take in all the lulz from the thread and be done with it.

 

[DonH 5,000+ posts]

Dont lie. I bet you've tried you ***.

no he makes his computer do it for him

remember

chase007=Computer Guy //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[chase007 10+ year member]

no he makes his computer do it for him

remember

chase007=Computer Guy //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

I'm your girl friends guy too //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[thegreatestpenn 5,000+ posts]

i expected this troll sh it to be longer when I woke up //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

I fail

 

[soloXgt 10+ year member]

battery acid (if it hasn't been posted yet....not reading through this)