jerking off with hot sauce

[PaulThompson229 10+ year member]

my personal fav is melted marshmallows //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

Meh, its too time consuming to melt all those marshmellows, when I want to fap I want to fap now! Why not just get a jar of marshmellow creme?

 

[PaulThompson229 10+ year member]

you should of told her to use cream of sum yung gi

Na, i'm good on that.

 

[chase007 10+ year member]

I use icy hot.

LOLOL NO DON"T DO THAT ROFL!!!!

 

[teedot231999 10+ year member]

A blind midget with carpotunnel jacked my meat with A1 steak sauce:veryhapp:

 

[PaulThompson229 10+ year member]

LOLOL NO DON"T DO THAT ROFL!!!!

Speaking from experience?

 

[1rockford1 5,000+ posts]

A blind midget with carpotunnel jacked my meat with A1 steak sauce:veryhapp:

HEY B NICE I HAVE CARPOUNNEL

 

[PaulThompson229 10+ year member]

HEY B NICE I HAVE CARPOUNNEL

Turn off the computer? Problem solved?

 

[timaishu 10+ year member]

I like to whack off with super glue.

 

[MasterOfAllBass 10+ year member]

Meh, its too time consuming to melt all those marshmellows, when I want to fap I want to fap now! Why not just get a jar of marshmellow creme?

there not hot. i like it to destroy my dick with hot marshmellows //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/redface.gif.62fdbfe1a101588a808c4cff71bcb942.gif

 

[MasterOfAllBass 10+ year member]

I like to whack off with super glue.

hand stuck to dick much?

 

[ciaonzo 5,000+ posts]

What about teh raw chicken breast warmed up under hot water? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[PaulThompson229 10+ year member]

What about teh raw chicken breast warmed up under hot water? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

You mean the messican girls?

 

[dave_damage 10+ year member]

Use rubbing alcohol instead.

I use bleach and mix it with some itching powder!! Orgasmic!!!

 

[chase007 10+ year member]

Speaking from experience?

Lol Yes Don't do that unless you want mass burning pain and your gf walks home and see you with your dick in the sink....

^^ I know some one will sig that

 

[Alpine4life89 10+ year member]

i ********** ben-gay style. Makes my dick feel so hot after i'm done.