Jeffrey the retarded Chef

[Snapper_Slapper 10+ year member]

You're a bitch

I'd like to see you prove that statement lard ass. But you can't. You're that guy(?). You're a 20 yr old cunt bitch of a badass on a keyboard. Shirt all food stained. Prolly all pimpled out too. Pack a hotdogs on the back of your neck n shit. Ever been laid? Non-relative? Eat me...*****!

 

[fatboytyler]

I'd like to see you prove that statement lard ass. But you can't. You're that guy(?). You're a 20 yr old cunt bitch of a badass on a keyboard. Shirt all food stained. Prolly all pimpled out too. Pack a hotdogs on the back of your neck n shit. Ever been laid? Non-relative? Eat me...*****!

Oh I thought we were name calling because I disagreed with you or is that not what we're doing?

Yes I am I large guy. I've been laid multiple times in fact. And you know what, I am on a keyboard because you kind of need one for a computer. I haven't had pimples since 6th grade and I dislike hotdogs.

I do not know why you're making fun of me. I guarantee I have a better education than you and I'm not even done with school.

The fact that you're over 40 years old and have nothing better to do than to post ignorant and obnoxious stuff on an internet forum is ******* depressing. I think you're a sad little man who has had daddy issues (and likely woman troubles) and you're trying to compensate for a lack of self confidence by constantly degrading people you know nothing about.

In fact I kind of feel sorry for you, not that you care.

 

[™Caveman 10+ year member]

Oh I thought we were name calling because I disagreed with you or is that not what we're doing?
Yes I am I large guy. I've been laid multiple times in fact. And you know what, I am on a keyboard because you kind of need one for a computer. I haven't had pimples since 6th grade and I dislike hotdogs.

I do not know why you're making fun of me. I guarantee I have a better education than you and I'm not even done with school.

The fact that you're over 40 years old and have nothing better to do than to post ignorant and obnoxious stuff on an internet forum is ******* depressing. I think you're a sad little man who has had daddy issues (and likely woman troubles) and you're trying to compensate for a lack of self confidence by constantly degrading people you know nothing about.

In fact I kind of feel sorry for you, not that you care.

If you let people pull your strings... especially people you can't see... that makes you a puppet named Lard A$s.

 

[Jeffdachef 5,000+ posts]

For thanksgiving:Turkey>ham

Just saying..

bacon weave-wrapped deep fried turkey. Always a holiday favorite in my family. Someone always lands a trip to the doctor afterwards.

 

[fatboytyler]

If you let people pull your strings... especially people you can't see... that makes you a puppet named Lard A$s.

He's not pulling my strings. Just figured I'd give him a few things to think on. I know my family life, love life, education, and career to be will always be better so nothing he says bothers me. He's just a sour, old fat redneck.

(Ignorantly calling people names for no reason is kind of fun. I see why he does it now)

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

bacon weave-wrapped deep fried turkey. Always a holiday favorite in my family. Someone always lands a trip to the doctor afterwards.

Totally worth it, sounds delicious!

 

[Joseph7195 10+ year member]

Wtf kinda jigaboo jibberish is this you speak of?Sound like a quote to me. At least give credit to the poor negro soul that came up with that heap of verbal garbage.

My neighbor works for a company that pumps septic tanks. He brings his truck home everyday. And even though that huge shit filled truck is visible to me' date=' your post is still the biggest load of shit I have seen today.

I positively refuse to dumb my post down for you.

 

[™Caveman 10+ year member]

My neighbor works for a company that pumps septic tanks. He brings his truck home everyday. And even though that huge shit filled truck is visible to me, your post is still the biggest load of shit I have seen today.
I positively refuse to dumb my post down for you.

Go Jump in that $hit filled truck and see if you find your posts in there partna

 

[Joseph7195 10+ year member]

Go Jump in that $hit filled truck and see if you find your posts in there partna

You need Obama in your life. He is the only one that can save you

 

[™Caveman 10+ year member]

You need Obama in your life. He is the only one that can save you

Ohhhh Boy...

 

[Joseph7195 10+ year member]

Ohhhh Boy...

Thank god you didn't get pissy. People sometimes forget this is the dome and take things personal instead of having fun. Kudos

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

I get it, cuz poor people on welfare are the only ones who need Obama..

 

[™Caveman 10+ year member]

Thank god you didn't get pissy. People sometimes forget this is the dome and take things personal instead of having fun. Kudos

Haha. That dude deserves to be stampeded by a group of ignorant a$$ looters in Ferguson Missouri Trying to grab the last Twinkie.

 

[Snapper_Slapper 10+ year member]

Oh I thought we were name calling because I disagreed with you or is that not what we're doing?
Yes I am I large guy. I've been laid multiple times in fact. And you know what, I am on a keyboard because you kind of need one for a computer. I haven't had pimples since 6th grade and I dislike hotdogs.

I do not know why you're making fun of me. I guarantee I have a better education than you and I'm not even done with school.

The fact that you're over 40 years old and have nothing better to do than to post ignorant and obnoxious stuff on an internet forum is ******* depressing. I think you're a sad little man who has had daddy issues (and likely woman troubles) and you're trying to compensate for a lack of self confidence by constantly degrading people you know nothing about.

In fact I kind of feel sorry for you, not that you care.

Whoa, whoa, whoa there cheese stack. I didn't know I was messin with a edumacated marfucka from the eastern KY. Represent! You see, you're the one that started with the general assumptions of me while defending you're homes Jeffrey. Newbs gotta stick together. I get that. But as the fire burned down and the thread took on a different form, your fat ass decided to rekindle. Why? Analyze that. Re-read the above quote and look deep inside. You have been 100% wrong in your attempt to describe me. Not even close. I'm thinking you're projecting your self image onto me in a passive attempt to find help with your own problems. You know like, Why did I eat all the chicken? How come I can't see my dick without a mirror? Why are they pissy every time I max out the "all you can eat" buffet?

But you've also twice mentioned your education in response to me? Why? I think I know. Maybe your eating disorder stems from something deeper. It's quite possibly an inferiority complex born of geographical humor. Everybody knows how you eastern KY hillbilly's get down. And it's not with a thesaurus. Post up some dental records. Pics of young Tyler growin up down in the holler. Ewww! Was there a weird uncle? Is your birth certificate a fucked up hodgepodge of multiple signatures, all with the same surname, but not exactly married? Damn boy, now I feel sorry for you. I still think it's hilarious though. "I'm my own grandpa". LOL

And lastly...this is the thunderdome cuntwad. Either flame, laugh, or get the fuck out! Nobody wants to hear life philosophy from a 20 yr old boy. Now go hit up the salad bar Bitch!

 

[™Caveman 10+ year member]

Whoa, whoa, whoa there cheese stack. I didn't know I was messin with a edumacated marfucka from the eastern KY. Represent! You see, you're the one that started with the general assumptions of me while defending you're homes Jeffrey. Newbs gotta stick together. I get that. But as the fire burned down and the thread took on a different form, your fat ass decided to rekindle. Why? Analyze that. Re-read the above quote and look deep inside. You have been 100% wrong in your attempt to describe me. Not even close. I'm thinking you're projecting your self image onto me in a passive attempt to find help with your own problems. You know like, Why did I eat all the chicken? How come I can't see my dick without a mirror? Why are they pissy every time I max out the "all you can eat" buffet?
But you've also twice mentioned your education in response to me? Why? I think I know. Maybe your eating disorder stems from something deeper. It's quite possibly an inferiority complex born of geographical humor. Everybody knows how you eastern KY hillbilly's get down. And it's not with a thesaurus. Post up some dental records. Pics of young Tyler growin up down in the holler. Ewww! Was there a weird uncle? Is your birth certificate a fucked up hodgepodge of multiple signatures, all with the same surname, but not exactly married? Damn boy, now I feel sorry for you. I still think it's hilarious though. "I'm my own grandpa". LOL

And lastly...this is the thunderdome cuntwad. Either flame, laugh, or get the fuck out! Nobody wants to hear life philosophy from a 20 yr old boy. Now go hit up the salad bar Bitch!

Holy Smokes Your a ******** mess.

A literary work of art.